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1. hellothereitsmealexis
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   February 1, 2011 5:48pm UTC
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2. hellothereitsmealexis
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   February 1, 2011 5:56pm UTC
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3. hellothereitsmealexis
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   February 1, 2011 5:58pm UTC
   opinions on long relationships:
   Boys:
   Wow, dude he's soo whipped!
   Girls:
   Damn, I'm so jealous. He actually loves her.
   :/
   
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4. hellothereitsmealexis
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   February 1, 2011 6:09pm UTC
   Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
   Jack got high && dropped his fly, and said "do you wanna."
   Jill said yes, and dropped her dress, they had a little fun.
   But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son
   <3
   
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5. hellothereitsmealexis
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   February 1, 2011 6:14pm UTC
   JODER !
   put into translater, spanish to english
   im saying this now so i dont get in trouble[:
   
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6. hellothereitsmealexis
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   February 1, 2011 6:25pm UTC
   B E S T F R I E N D S :
   they act like your...
   - therapist
   - worst enemy
   - your lesbian lover
   - your best friend
   - your mom
   - your sibling
   - like their freakin God or something
   -but most importantly
   the person you love the most
   <3fave if you love your bestfriend !
   
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7. hellothereitsmealexis
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   January 25, 2011 7:22pm UTC
   "you're too gorgeous to be s i n g l e"
   "you're too ugly to be flirting with me"
   
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8. hellothereitsmealexis
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   January 26, 2011 5:50pm UTC
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9. hellothereitsmealexis
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   January 26, 2011 5:56pm UTC
   The truth is, I'm not mad at you.
   I just hate the fact that every time your name lights up on my phone,
   I fall for you a little bit more
   And every time my name lights up on your phone...
   well, I'm just another girl you talk to.
   
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10. hellothereitsmealexis
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    January 26, 2011 5:59pm UTC
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11. hellothereitsmealexis
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    January 26, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    Based on psychologic study,
    a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months.
    If it exceeds,
    you are already in love
    <3
    
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12. hellothereitsmealexis
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    January 28, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    ♥ __________ is single. Comment ·Like
    hell yeah ! now he can be my real boyfriend...
    instead of me just dreaming about him all day <3
    
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13. hellothereitsmealexis
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    January 28, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    ♥ ___crushes name___ is single. Comment ·Like
    ^greatest feeling in the world !
    not my format(:
    
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14. hellothereitsmealexis
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    January 28, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    Based on psychological study,
    a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months.
    If it exceeds,
    you are already in love
    <3
    
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15. hellothereitsmealexis
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    January 28, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    those moments where you think...
    wow, this would only happen to me!
    :/
    
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16. hellothereitsmealexis
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    January 30, 2011 12:29pm UTC
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17. hellothereitsmealexis
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    January 19, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    F O R E V E R
    is a long time
    but I wouldn't mind spending it with
    y o u
    <3
    
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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19. hellothereitsmealexis
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    January 21, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    I turned out liking you
    a lot more than I originally planned ♥
    
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20. hellothereitsmealexis
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    January 21, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    i hate that lump you get in your throat
    when you're about to cry
    </3
    
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