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LaLaNicole*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 2:57am UTC

She’s the girl that believes that what comes around goes around.
The one that hopes for a better day.
The one that won’t give up on you.
She’s the girl that’s unlike the rest.
The one that spent her days smiling, and her nights crying.
She’s the girl that would love to be loved.
The one that looks so damn strong, but feels so weak.
She’s the girl that picks herself up every time she falls

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🎀Anna🎀*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 8:24pm UTC

Smiling like an idiot
because of the things
you said.

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 10:25pm UTC

I'm out on the edge and I'm screaming my name
Like a fool at the top of my lungs
Sometimes when I close my eyes I pretend I'm alright
But it's never enough.

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nothing Important*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 11:29am UTC

The most hurtful truth is better the the sweetest lie

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gab*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 5:53pm UTC

i wish you
would remember that when you insult me, you're not telling me
anything i haven't already told myself a hundred times.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 10:30am UTC

"What is the hunger games all about?"
[pulls out slideshow] im glad u asked pal
[drops scrapbook on table] pull up a chair
and grab a drink ur gonna be here a while kiddo

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p0kemon
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 10:35am UTC

How to keep sea-bears away:
1. No playing the clarinet.
2. never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast. (Flashlights are their natural prey).
3. Don't stomp around (they take that as a challenge.)
4. Don't ever eat cheese. (cubed, sliced is fine)
5. Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
6. Or clown shoes.
7. Or a hoop skirt.
8. And never.
9. evER
10. EVER
11. SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE!

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 10:48am UTC

Honey Boo Boo: I don't want a boyfriend
Honey Boo Boo: I don't need the drama

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Christopher Robin*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 11:20am UTC

Does my new picture make it look like I just got off a sail boat..?

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 12:00pm UTC

What if I bought a cactus and carried it
around
and just whacked everyone who annoys me with the cactus

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brillt27
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 1:17pm UTC

i may not be that smart or funny or athletic or good looking or talented...
shít i forgot where i was going with this

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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zeel7
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 1:36pm UTC

the rush to delete something you accidentally posted is intense as s.hit

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*mysterious.mah*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Going to tell you a story my cousins friend told her that happened to him:
My cousin is a senior, and last year her friend who's a boy, his name is Josh and he had a girlfriend. One day they broke up. The next day his ex gave him a letter saying sorry, she was wrong and things like that, at the end the put a BIG RED DOT. .
Girls, you get what I am saying.

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brillt27
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 1:49pm UTC

dog: Hi, I'd like to make a dee-paws-it
bank teller: Haha that's funny!
dog: My finances are not a fúcking joke, Jessica.

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 1:55pm UTC

My sister is attempting
the worm.
The scary part?
She is succeding.

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*mysterious.mah*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 1:56pm UTC

"If someone hurts you, make that b*tch pay"
-Katy Perry

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OhComeOn
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 1:57pm UTC

I was sat on the bus and these two attractive guys where sat behind me, complaining how hot it is. The girl sat next to me turned around and said,
"Look I don't want to hear you complaining about the heat unless you are planning on taking off all your clothes." Then she got off. Well.

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 2:11pm UTC

*camping by fire*
dad's friend: take your foot away from the fire or else your croc will burn! see now your croc is ruined.
my dad: *disgusted face* all crocs should be burned anyways.
i love my dad.

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bye*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 2:32pm UTC

Some rain, just incase your screen is dry.
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