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dancerchickxo69
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November 25, 2011 7:55pm UTC
Please Read.
He sent me a message on facebook saying, "Hey I'm breaking up with you because I was high when I asked you out.."
Fav if you think this is SO douchy, and hurtful.

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evilpanda
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November 25, 2011 9:25pm UTC
Am i the only one,
who didn't know that Mr.Krabs sang the Spongebob Theme song?

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