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queer · 1 decade ago
if you ever need somebody, I'm here. You can talk to me anytime for anything, darling.
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
I know, I know, how dare the f/cker randomly turn up after not uploading for 4 days and not having an excuse.
I actually don't have an excuse, the first three days I couldn't be bothered to upload because well school is ending in a week and it's really hot, yesterday when I went to upload my internet was being a b/tch so here I am.
There is a new chapter up <3 The second last of I met him on omegle and then, of course there is the epilogue.
Uh... one day, my friends and I pretended we were guys and spoke to one of our guy friends. He was incredibly gullible and thought a prostitute was going to come to his house in 20 minutes.
Oii! Guys, in 20 minutes a prostitue is coming to your houses, be nice. K?
Coolios!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Ima tell y'all a funny story, k? It's about one of my friends, so at the end you'll probably think 'the f/ck? Who is she friends with?' So, we'll call my friend Bobette. She once told me that she went down the stairs in her house in a chair... and the other day she told me that she took one of the little fishes out of the fish tank with a spoon and dropped it on the carpet so she tried to scoop it up again... Fail.
I was literally myself when she told me... like HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHNEWCHAPTERSUPVHGCFYUIHJKNABMSVJHGIUIJBKNMBDJHSGYUJBHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAH
Did anyone read all of that? Bet not cause in there somewhere I told you new chapters up (:
Oh && am I the only one who like balled their eyes out in Breaking Dawn part 2? I was crying so hard... oh my goosshhh!
I'm really glad you think so but I don't think my stories would ever get published.
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me yeah, I want you to hit the pedal, heavy medal show me you care!!
Or... I want you to f/ck me, f/ck me, f/ck me yeah.
I feel like the song describes the way I feel to most sexy guys... and this dude: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdqispf23U1rexem6o1_500.gif
I'm not a One Direction fan... at all but I think the album is pretty good & I really like Rock Me.
I kinda realised, I am a really dirty person! Like I can make something sexual about everything and anything! WOOHOO future career as a.... uh.... ED TEACHER!
I could just do it mean girls style... Don't have because you'll get pregnant and DIE
A new chapters up! <3
&& around ten (:
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Ello lovely! <3
New chapter's up {{read the teaser}}
Uhm... so, I'm like over excited to hear your thoughts on the next chapter BUT I have a test on Friday. Yeah, yeah, I know I said I wouldn't have any more though I had no idea. I'm doing an extension exam for Maths... psshhh, watch me FAIL but anyways, I need to study, I only may upload once until Friday.
I was looking at the year 12s in my school && wondering why the f/ck the boys in my grade aren't like that... its like -.- THE HELL! I have this guy friends, who's brother is really sexy and is in year 12 (he looks like a blue eyed version of Chase Crawford) who weighs 55kg. I'm just going to put it out there...
THE HELL?! How can a 17 year old guy weight 55kg?
Goshhh, if we got married, it'd be me carrying him not the other way around O.o YOU ALL ARE INVITED TO THE WEDDING!
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caiti15 · 1 decade ago
your eyes are gorgeous(: and your really pretty
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soccerloverx03x · 1 decade ago
sorry this follow is late!♥
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kravutskea · 1 decade ago
aahh no way! lol, there are like, almost no people with feb. birthdays. we're a rare species;) lol, hahaha, anyways, i think you're really pretty! btw:)
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karma99 · 1 decade ago
Hey, i got lots of time! I'll justtt go back through my commments and find your question! no problem!(:
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karma99 · 1 decade ago
I made it.... I don't know where it went either... I can make you another one, if you'd like? sorry...
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fball2 · 1 decade ago
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karma99 · 1 decade ago
I'm done!(:
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karma99 · 1 decade ago
Okay gorgeous, check my profile in like 20? or beforee(:
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ashleyyiesley · 1 decade ago
Your So Pretty:D
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