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1. imissEBKK
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2010 5:33pm UTC
   If you lie, you dont deserve to have friends.
   [[-IF YOU LIE-]] ♥/♥/♥
   You don't deserve to have them.
   
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2. imissEBKK
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2010 1:14am UTC
   I D O N T C A R E W H A T P E O P L E S A Y
   The rush is worth the price I pay.
   When nothing else goes right, I put my head down, and run just a little bit harder
   
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3. imissEBKK
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2010 6:46pm UTC
   Someone
   actually
   complimented
   me on my driving today!
   they left a little note
   in the windshield
   It said..
   "Parking fine"
   
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4. imissEBKK
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2010 1:20am UTC
   ♥I was shopping for a new car♥
   Which ones me?
   A cool convertable♥Or an SUV? Too bad I ♥Didn't know
   my credit was wack ♥
   Now I'm driving off the lot
   in♥ A used up Sub-Compact.
   F-R-E-E that spells ♥
   Free-CreditReport.Com
   baby
   
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5. imissEBKK
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2010 1:06am UTC
   If a turtle loses his shell
   is he naked-or homeless?
   
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6. imissEBKK
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   April 14, 2010 12:57am UTC
   "SHOTGUN"..."Damn"..((HA))
   
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7. imissEBKK
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   April 14, 2010 12:53am UTC
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8. imissEBKK
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2010 12:50am UTC
   OnLy*KB*sOcKs*
   ((andtheycann0tmatch))
   
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9. imissEBKK
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2010 12:47am UTC
   CHEATING ON A TEST...
   BUT GETTING A HIGHER GRADE ON IT---> THEN THE PERSON YOU COPPIED FROM.= ULTIMATE SUCESS ♥
   
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10. imissEBKK
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2010 12:44am UTC
    DinosaurChickenNuggets.
    Or no chicken nuggets at all.
    Please&Thankyou.
    
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11. imissEBKK
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2010 12:24am UTC
    We.used.to.be.in.love...
    and now I stalk your facebook.
    
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12. imissEBKK
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2010 12:20am UTC
    I Smoke
    to get highCUZ THE WORLDS SO LOW----->Kid Cuddi
    
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13. imissEBKK
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2010 11:08pm UTC
    I'm
    not crazy
    i'm just a little unwell. i know, right now you cant tell. but stay awhile and maybe then youll see, a different side of me. im not crazy im just a little impare. i know, right now you dont care. but soon enough, your gonna think of me..and how i used to be;;
    invisible.
    ^^hughlight^^
    ((Not My Editing))
    
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14. imissEBKK
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    March 29, 2010 11:17pm UTC
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15. imissEBKK
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2010 10:27pm UTC
    THANKSFORTHEMEMORIESEVEN THOUGHTHEYWERENTSOGREAT
    HE.HE.TASTES LIKE YOU--((ONLY SWEETER.))
    
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16. imissEBKK
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2010 10:18pm UTC
    A hoe is a tool---> like a hammer...
    That bangs things.
    
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17. imissEBKK
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2010 4:01am UTC
    IJUSTDONT
    CARE
    ANYMORE
    
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18. imissEBKK
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2010 2:52am UTC
    It's true.
    Women don't work as hard as men.
    Cause women get it right;;
    The f irst ti me.
    
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19. imissEBKK
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2010 2:46am UTC
    Got Acne?
    Just ask your girlfriend what to do.
    Oh. That's right.
    You don't have a girlfriend.
    ((I really hope noone get's offended by this. Lot's of teenagers hve acne, this is just a funny joke))------>Clicktheheart.
    
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20. imissEBKK
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2010 2:38am UTC
    If you love something;; let it go
    If it comes back to you';; it's yours
    If it doesnt';;...............................----------->
    it never was.
    
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