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imayellowkangaroo

1. imayellowkangaroo
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2012 6:14pm UTC
   S[he] [was] just ano[the]r [one]
   ♥
   
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2. imayellowkangaroo
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 8:49am UTC
   It's February, & your profile picture is of you in your bathing suit? That's not hoe-ish at all
   
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3. imayellowkangaroo
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2012 4:37pm UTC
   When people ask dumb questions
   I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.
   
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4. imayellowkangaroo
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2012 4:34pm UTC
   Okay..You know what, I wasnt that drunk.
   Dude.
   What?
   You walked into Walmart and when the voice came over the intercome you dropped to your knees and screamed "GOD HAS SPOKEN"
   ...............
   nmq
   
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5. imayellowkangaroo
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2012 8:32am UTC
   The first two guys who thought Superman
   was a bird or plane..
   Why the heck were they so excited?
   -♥-
   
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6. imayellowkangaroo
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   Duck! I hate autocorrect.
   Duck*
   Duck*
   Duck*
   Goose!
   Stupid piece of shut..
   
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7. imayellowkangaroo
   posted a quote
   January 30, 2012 4:36pm UTC
   Why can't I just be dead?
   Mabye everything would be better if I was..
   
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8. imayellowkangaroo
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2012 11:32pm UTC
   Look at my face, does it look like I care?
   Well by looking at your face, God didn't care either.
   
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9. imayellowkangaroo
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2012 4:39pm UTC
   Live for the moments
   You cant put into words
   
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10. imayellowkangaroo
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Dude, I watch CSI's, N c i s AND C r i m i n a l M i n d s.
    I can make your death look l i ke an accident.
    
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11. imayellowkangaroo
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 10:34pm UTC
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    Format Credit - RunawayRachel
    Nice Swear Words:
    You are one mothernature..
    You son of a female dog!!
    Holy ShitockeMushrooms!!
    OH FUDGE.
    
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12. imayellowkangaroo
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Am i mad at you?
    That's your main concern after shattering my whole world?
    Mad for what? Breaking my heart? Or for all the lies?
    Maybe for letting myself put all my trust in you only to be betrayed?
    How 'bout the fact that you didn't even have the decency to tell me to my face?
    Or the way you think it's crazy that i'm crying over it because to you breaking up is 'no big deal'?
    Am i mad at you? No. More like crushed.
    Did i ever really know you?
    
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13. imayellowkangaroo
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    They should make a medal for anyone who uses an entire tube of chapstick without losing it.
    
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14. imayellowkangaroo
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Life is 178378347357 times better
    with a dirty mind.
    
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15. imayellowkangaroo
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    FBI, Open the door!
    No... it's cool when you break in.
    
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16. imayellowkangaroo
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    K.
    Every kiss begins with K(;
    Too bad Ugly begins with U.
    ...
    
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17. imayellowkangaroo
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    Do you still have feelings for me?.
    Oh yeah..Of course..
    Like hatred, anger, disapointment, and stuff like these ..
    
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18. imayellowkangaroo
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    Do you regret your past?
    I dont regret my past, I just regret the time Ive wasted with the wrong people.
    
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19. imayellowkangaroo
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    I hear your voice,I turn around,
    And what do I see?
    I see you flirting with another girl
    What does that do for you?
    What does that do for me?
    Are you trying to make me jealous?
    Or have you just moved on..
    nmq
    
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20. imayellowkangaroo
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    When people keep interupting
    in the middle of your story
    and you want to smash their face into a wall.. ..
    
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