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cheerchic9711
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 11:21am UTC

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To do list,
~ Wear a shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on a street corner.
~Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
~Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
~Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.
~Make vanilla pudding. Put into Mayo container. Eat in public.
~Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C" and watch the show.
~Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
~Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
~Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you.."
~Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
~Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help!" I've been turned into a parrot."
~Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 4:38pm UTC

One Direction things#135
Niall only dribbles when he sleeps on Liam's shoulder.
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 9:40pm UTC

One Direction things#33
Carly: Hi i'm C-
Louis: Carrots
Sam: And i'm S-
Zayn: So sexy,
Sam:......You're watching...
Harry: iCurly
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 4:19pm UTC

One Direction things#67
Niall once wrote Liam's name on the bottom of his foot in tribute to Liam's love for Toy Story
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 21, 2012 1:15pm UTC

One Direction things#71
Liam and Louis made Harry cry twice.
Once when giving him a giant wedgie then ripping his Calvin Klein underwear
And again when they straightened his hair
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BlackButterflies
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February 28, 2012 2:44am UTC

"hey, you know xxxx?"
"yeah, she seems nice. why?"
"she likes the same guy as you-"
"SLLLLUUUTTTTTTT!!!!"

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 12:51pm UTC

One Direction things#130
Interviewer: One Thing that makes you cry?
Harry: Marley and Me.
Niall: The notebook.
Louis: Genuinely sad movies.
Liam: Zayn makes me cry....
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Lorcan
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 1:22pm UTC

Guys, the One Direction Facts are starting to get really annoying.
I do like 1D (call me gay if you want, whatever) but they're starting to take over top quotes,
as well as jimmy365's and f*ckerr's quotes. If we want to see any of those facts or quotes, we can go to Tumblr or Facebook, because that's where they're all from. BE ORIGINAL FOR ONCE, PEOPLE. kthanksbye.
Don't bother commenting hate on this quote either.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 4:47pm UTC

If you killed yourself tonight, You think no one would care.
You're just another waste of space & you don't deserve to be here.
Your parents wouldn't care and friends wouldn't be losing anything.
The kids in your class wouldn't notice you were gone.
Teachers don't care. They think "Oh, another kid
I don't have to fail." The populars are happy.
They don't have to see your ugly face ever again.
That's because you're six feet under and no one ever cared.
The battle you were fighting ended. The one with your self.
But there is a twist to this story. You were wrong.
Your mom found you that dreadful morning
blaming herself, Of course. She thought it was
her fault. All those times she has yelled at you
or ever told you "no". It's all her fault.
Your dad called 911. He was sorry for all the times
he wasn't there. The soccer games he missed out on,
and the times he was too busy to care.
Your sibling finally came home, But your parents
wish they didn't. They would have to tell them
you were never coming home.
Your brother turned to drugs to cope with your death.
Crack was there when you were gone.
Eventually, one sad night, It over powered him.
Your little sister starts to cut. She want's to see
Her big brother & sister in heaven.
Your mother still blames herself.
She sits in your room and tries to clean it.
But it's to hard to see, The one smiling, happy girl
is six feet under and gone for good.
Your dad turns to alcohol. He became addicted
just like his friends feared. Your once lively, loving father
turned into a monster. The ones kids dreampt of while
Growing up. The kid that once copied your homework
dropped out of school and turned to drugs.
The girl who never talked about being bullied
finally spoke out. Don't you see it? You need to be here

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