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ridemydino
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 7:29pm UTC

ON THE
BRIGHT SIDE
MY COFFEE
WILL NEVER
GET COLD IN
HELL.
©I_Dont_Know

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pantherlover142230
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 6:59pm UTC

If god is watching us we should at least be entertaining!!

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suicide_fallen_angel
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 7:09pm UTC

Suicide isn't cowardly!!!!!
Wanna know whats
cowardly.....
Treating someone so bad
that they want to end
their life....

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GlitteredSandsx
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 6:31pm UTC

And they say she's in the class A Team
Even Stuck in her day dream
been this was since 18 but lately

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Me: Hear that?
Annoying girl: Hear what?
Me: That sound.
Annoying girl: I don't hear anything....
Me: Exactly. That's how much I give a fu-
*huge loud truck roars past*
Me: ......................
Annoying girl: ......................
Me: ........................
Annoying girl: ..................
Me: Let me try that again.....

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aphrodite814r
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 7:03pm UTC

I d o n ' t c a r e if he's a fictional character.
I WILL MARRY HIM.

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kelseyylovesyou
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 7:02pm UTC

when i was six, i thought se* is when you kiss someone while your naked. one day when i got out of the shower, i kissed my cat. but i forgot i was naked.
i ran downstairs crying and screamed "MOM I JUST HAD SE* WITH THE CAT"
oh god why.

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xXkEEPMOVINGFORWARdXx
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 6:49pm UTC

I'm Allergic To Stupidity
So I Break Out In
Sarcasm

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xXAnnaXx
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 6:52pm UTC

Wittians As Moms #2
*kids sleeping*
Us: Honey wake up! It's 11:11, you need to make a wish!
Our kids: Mom, I was sleeping
Us: Uh oh, it's 11:12, you missed it!
Our kids:
Us:
Our Kids:
Us:
Our kids:
Us: Aren't you gonna, like, flip a table or something?
-my quote. should i keep up the series?

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 8:59pm UTC

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes, and someone asks for two, how many do you have left?
Me: 10. Those are MY chocolate cakes.
Teacher: Okay. Well what if someone forcibly takes two of the cakes, then how many would you have left?
Me: 10, and a dead body.

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R_UBY
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 8:35pm UTC

I hope cancer gets cancer and dies ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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cheezbunni540
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 11:27pm UTC

The girl you called ugly already knows it, so why tell her
The girl you called emo, um its not emo its depression
The girl that didn't eat today 1 lunch is nasty and 2 she's to fat to eat
The girl with scars, she has feelings ya know
The girl who didn't do her homework was yelled at for an hour last night
Well the girl writing this is the girl above, all those things describe me. Just leave me alone about it because I have a major case of depression and you need to shut up because nothing your saying is helping Kay, remember im not a f.ucking robot mmkay!

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jariley*
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 5:31pm UTC

*see the new math teacher for math.*
me: *thinks*damn, he is a fine looking man.
teacher: hello students, my name is Mr. Adams. *speaks about himself more*
me: *thinks*he is so hot.
mr.adams: I have a husband and 3 boys.
me: O.0

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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_ZOE_
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 1:23am UTC

You don't have to call Anymore,
I won't pick up the phone.
This is the last straw,
Don't wanna hurt anymore.

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InOneMoment
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August 23, 2012 1:08am UTC

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evilleamons11
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 12:22am UTC

There are only two days in the year that nothing can be done. One is called yesterday and the other is called tomorrow, so today is the right day to love, believe, do and mostly live.
-Dalai Lama

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amberlylovesdinosaurs
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 12:08am UTC

Overthinking killed my happiness.
Insecurities killed my self-esteem.
Lies killed my trust.

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cupcakexoxo9
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 12:13am UTC

For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.
-Audrey Hepburn ♥

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