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1. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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2. Musiccc
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2009 10:59pm UTC
   FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN
   _ E L E V A T O R _
   When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
   shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
   Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
   for more.
   Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
   Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what
   floor your on.
   Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let
   the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
   Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream,
   "That's mine!"
   Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
   Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they
   have an appointment.
   Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
   Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
   exits with the passengers.
   Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
   When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic,
   they open again!"
   Swat at flies that don't exist.
   Call out, "Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
   Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up,
   all of you, just shut up!"
   Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got
   enough air in there?"
   Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
   getting off.
   Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your
   one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
   Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
   Scream occasionally then act natural.
   Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
   Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
   Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have
   new socks on".
   Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
   passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^
   
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3. perfectly_imperfect
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2009 9:24pm UTC
   DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC
   .:: in a young girls x_heart? How the music can // f r e e \\ her, whenever it starts? ::.
   
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4. xocassidy801
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2009 11:37am UTC
   Now, this is a story all about how
   My life got flipped-turned upside down
   And I liked to take a minute//Just sit right there
   I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
   In west Philadelphia born and raised
   On the playground was where I spent most of my days
   Chillin' out maxin' relaxin` all cool
   And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
   when a coupleof guys||who were up to no good
   Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
   I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
   She said 'You`re movin` with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
   I whistled for a cab and when it came near
   The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
   If anything I can say this cab is rare
   But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
   I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
   And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
   I looked at my kingdom~I was finally there
   To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
   
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5. crazy_blondie_737
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2009 11:29am UTC
   MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND,
   but it’s gonna be my year, and i’m
   so sick of watching while the minutes
   pass as i go nowhere and this is my
   reaction, to everything i fear and i’ve
   beenxgoingxcrazyxixdon’txwannaxwaste
   another minute here
   
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6. freddy_boxwell
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2009 2:32pm UTC
   15 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters
   Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)
   Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.
   Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
   Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!!” Act like it’s a surprise party.
   Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural “whirring” sound.
   Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
   When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the street, and yell, “Crawl for it!”
   When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.
   Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.
   Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
   Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.
   When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.
   Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.
   Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.
   Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you’re finished.
   
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7. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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8. HeyThereSummer
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2009 5:02pm UTC
   I flipped the cards over and saw hearts.
   I
   folded & said “I don’t deal with love”
   notmyquote.
   
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9. nikkiwikipedia
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2009 6:41pm UTC
   sticks xxx
   && stones xxx
   may
   break my bones.
   But words will
   k i l l m y s p i r i t .
   
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10. becca_1993_lover_2009
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2009 1:08pm UTC
    WaitingForTheWavesToTakeMeAway♥
    
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11. imyouurs_xoxo
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2009 1:57pm UTC
    h e c a u g h t h e r s t a r i n g a t h i m, - - + // ♥
    A N D S H E C A U G H T H I M S T A R I N G A T H E R
    but then they both made the mistake of
    looking away.
    
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12. kayyluhh_xoxo
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2009 7:41pm UTC
    i'm
    falling
    even more
    in
    love
    withyou
    
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13. XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 6:14pm UTC
    No one is afraid
    of heights, they're afraid of the ( fall. )
    No one is afraid to play, they're afraid
    to lose. No one is [ afraid ] of the dark,
    they're afraid of whats in it. No one is
    afraid to say, "I love you." They're
    ` - - - >> afraid of the >response<
    
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14. Dreamless
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2009 3:19pm UTC
    w h i n e l e s s,
    BREATHE MORE
    t a l k l e s s,
    SAY MORE
    h a t e l e s s,
    LOVE MORE
    and all good things
    will be yours
    
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15. METFAN_babbby
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2009 11:02pm UTC
    w h e n w o r d s f a i l ,
    Music Speaks.
    
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16. beautiful_liar
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 8:54pm UTC
    So put down that beer
    and throw away your cigarette. You're doing things that you'll soon regret.
    Drinking. Smoking. Getting high. Do you enjoy making your parents cry?
    These things may seem like ways to be cool, but in the end, there's no one to fool.
    In your grave, soon you will be, if you don't take the time to [listen to me.]
    These things can kill, don't you understand? I'm here to give you a lending hand.
    I want to help you, to show you what's right. You're not alone in the awful fight.
    So listen to me, and soon you'll see. There's other ways to be h a p p y .
    You'll be ok, I promise you will. Just stop taking those god-damn pills.
    It might be a struggle, but in the end you'll see. It was worth listening to me.
    This is your l i f e , and you've only got one chance. So do things right.
    L I V E A B O V E T H E
    i ♥ n ♥ f ♥ l ♥ u ♥ e ♥ n ♥ c ♥ e
    whoot. second quote.
    haha,i wish i could put this under like 3 categories.
    
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17. jacquelenexo518
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2009 9:34pm UTC
    &&+ you know you're best friends when
    you have so many [( inside jokes )] , you can't remember them all <3
    
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18. eyeofthetiger_xo
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2009 9:10am UTC
    you can change your hair
    and you can change your clothes
    you can change your mind
    that's just the way it goes
    You can say goodbye, you can say
    --> hello
    but you'll always find your way back home
    you can change your style
    you can change your jeans
    you can learn to fly and
    you can chase your dreams
    you can laugh and cry
    but everybody knows
    you'll always find your way back home
    
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19. xoforeverheartxo
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2009 12:24pm UTC
    They’ll pass each other in the halls
    And they’ll both exchange glances,
    But don’t speak to each other
    Cause they’re both afraid of
    Taking chances.
    \\\\
    no crediittt.
    <3
    
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20. juulesssx3
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2009 12:44pm UTC
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    just needed to have these somewhere..(:
    
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