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  1. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    ♥ Today I saw
    a teenage boy
    in line at wal-mart at 1 AM with
    a box of tampons,
    chocolate,
    cough medicine
    & a box of tissues
    >>guys like that give me hope.<<

  2. austinsaccount austinsaccount
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    April 26, 2011 3:23pm UTC
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  6. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    a blonde walks out to her mailbox.
    --no mail
    comes out again.
    - -no mail
    neighbor says: what's wrong ?
    blonde: my stupid computer keeps saying
    'you've got mail'
    no offense to blondes.

  7. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    where did I go wrong?
    I lost a friend; somewhere along in the bitterness

  8. JamesBrass JamesBrass
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    ENOUGH WITH THE FAKE PROFILES OF ME.
    its really creepy how you girls had the time to
    save my pictures. i left because of hate. not because
    im "fake". which in fact, i am not. if you girls could let
    this all blow over, thatd be great because im DONE
    with witty. dont believe any profile that has my picture
    or my name or anything. IT IS NOT ME.
    - the real official, James Brass.

  9. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
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    April 25, 2011 9:53pm UTC
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  10. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    FEAR: REJECTION
    WANT: ATTENTION
    CRAVE: AFFECTION
    NEED: PERFECTION

  11. duckysayssmile duckysayssmile
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    Click the heart,
    If you love when guys run their fingers through their hair. ♥

  12. oxjoyyxo769 oxjoyyxo769
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you find out that JamesBrass was really a girl who made a fake boy's profile on Witty. ♥.

  13. RyanJames143 RyanJames143
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    Witty
    Girls, are you kidding me, you guys are pathetic. I faked a boy for not even a day. I had almost 300 profile views and 40 followers, just because i'm guy. Well im actually I'm a girl. It's disappointing how you guys act different, with guys, Witty you failed my test. You also failed many others too. I'm sorry to all the girls that said they fell in love with me, my profile picture justin bieber look alike, and hot 15 year old. The long message I found on some girls profile. Some girls you got me. If you guys favorite this I will tell you my real account. I will also delete this account. PATHETIC.
    -"Ryan"

  14. RyanJames143 RyanJames143
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    would all you beautiful girl do me a favor?
    Check out my profile and follow, if you favorite this quote i'll write a BIG paragraph why your beautiful.
    YOUR ALL BEAUTIFUL WITTY GIRLS!
    -Ryan

  15. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    Hi, im a girl.
    I happen to love south park. I love hearing perverted jokes. Family guy is one of my favorite shows. I cant get enough of Tosh.0. i'm not afraid to get dirty. Spongebob is my besfriend. I dont get into crap, but I stand my ground. I'm not afraid of getting hit. And romance doen't matter too me. I'm a girl. I just want to have fun.
    border:wittygirl2010


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  17. simplequotes simplequotes
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    a l l t h a t I ' m a f t e r i s a
    life full of laughter
    a s l o n g a s i ' m
    laughing with you

  18. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    DAYUM HES HOT.
    dude.
    we just made some pretty intense eye contact.
    yeah.
    we're getting married.

  19. BOBBYPIN BOBBYPIN
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    Practising your signature
    Over and over again, just incase you become famous. ♥


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