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  1. Sahziee_Jonas_xo Sahziee_Jonas_xo
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2010 11:28am UTC
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  2. Joshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Joshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2010 11:28am UTC
    A guy abroad lost all of his money because of gambling. Now he can't send money to his wife and children this month so he wrote a letter.
    -Dear wife xD,
    Sorry I can't send you money this month. Don't worry in this letter I will just send you a hundred kisses :*
    With love,
    Your husband :)
    The next week his wife replied to him.
    -Dear husband,
    Here are the things that I spent the kisses on.
    *4 for the guy who was asking the payment for the electricity.
    *6 for the guy who was asking for the payment for the water.
    *The landlord asked for a two month deposit on the rent so I gave him 20 kisses.
    *And the farmer would not accept the kisses so I paid him through other ways. xD
    *And for the principal because our son just graduated.
    Don't worry there are still 30 kisses left :)
    Not mine.

  3. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2010 11:00am UTC
    You're my best friend
    and I love you. No long paragraphs, no list of inside jokes. _.·´¯`·» Just I love you. ♥♥


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  5. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2010 11:59pm UTC
    You lift my feet off the ground
    (_.·´¯`·×» you spin me around
    you make me crazier, ♥ crazier
    Feels like I'm falling and I am lost in ( your eyes )
    » you make me crazier, crazier «
    ♥//CRAZIER.


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  7. smile4me2day smile4me2day
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    March 31, 2010 3:17pm UTC
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  8. x0MickayyBabayyX0 x0MickayyBabayyX0
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2010 5:57pm UTC
    We all have our Time machines.
    Some take us back, they're called memories.
    Some take us forward, they're called dreams<3

  9. fearlessx3 fearlessx3
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2010 5:59pm UTC
    today, after school,
    my younger sister, who's in third grade, brought home a friend to hang
    out with for the day. they were talking about who they liked, and who / /
    they're best friends are. my sisters friend says, "sammy's my best guy
    friend, ever, but i like like him too." which i respond with, "oh, that is so
    cute! does he go to your guys school?" she says, "no, he doesn't go to
    school that often..he's in the hospitable most of his time. he's sick..
    he got diagnosed with cancer this fall." i was shocked, "really? how old
    is he?" she says "he's my age, he's nine." i felt horrible. "i'm very sorry,
    what type of cancer?" she looks away and says, "i don't know, but all i
    do know is he has to s h a v e his hair, and he had to get his leg cut
    off, because the cancer was spreading all over his leg." i felt extremely
    bad now.."i'm sorry to hear that.." i said to her. then the next thing she
    said, touched my heart."alot of people stare at him funny, just because
    he doesn't have a leg. and people call me weird because i hang out
    with him. but i don't care what they say,because i love him, and when
    you love someone, you love all of them.you don't skip over the parts
    that make them ugly, or unwanted. you cannot just leave all the bad
    things out. if you really do love them, like i love sammy, you find their
    imperfections,
    beautiful."


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  11. RiloKiley RiloKiley
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2010 7:37pm UTC
    &+ It doesn't bother me
    that my quotes only get six favorites.
    Because then I know atleast those 6 people
    Understand♥

  12. mads171 mads171
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    July 12, 2009 8:41pm UTC
    "call me"
    "stalk you"
    *stick it*
    such a funny movie

  13. mads171 mads171
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2009 8:49pm UTC
    its not called gym-nice-stics
    *stick it*

  14. mads171 mads171
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    April 3, 2010 3:59pm UTC
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  16. imma_jockerbro imma_jockerbro
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2010 9:13pm UTC
    Boys Have the Key
    [ t o a g i r l ' s h e a r t ]
    but a best friend
    doesn't need one;
    ( S h e K n o w s t h e S e c r e t H a n d s h a k e )

  17. imma_jockerbro imma_jockerbro
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    April 14, 2010 9:16pm UTC
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  18. imma_jockerbro imma_jockerbro
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2010 9:18pm UTC
    You got enemies ? *
    Good, that means you've stood up for something in your life.
    -Eminem

  19. cg617629 cg617629
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2010 9:09pm UTC
    i dont discriminate.,.
    i jus hate everyone .

  20. cheerturtle1997 cheerturtle1997
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2010 9:09pm UTC
    Now, y'all would guess that more often than not, the highest paid player on an NFL team is the quarterback.
    And you'd be right.
    What you probably don't know is that more often than not, the second highest paid player is, thanks to Lawrence Taylor, a left tackle.
    Because, as every housewife knows, the first check you write is for the mortgage, and the second is for the insurance.
    The left tackle's job is to protect the quarterback from what he can't see coming.
    To protect his blind side.

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