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December 2, 2013 12:19am UTC

“I was dying to hear someone say
That I didn’t need to try so hard to be perfect,
That I was enough and it was okay.”

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brush_your_teeth
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December 1, 2013 5:52am UTC

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble.
You have my Word.

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brush_your_teeth
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 5:55am UTC

Which American president was least guilty?
Lincon.
He was in-a-cent.

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brush_your_teeth
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December 1, 2013 5:57am UTC

Never give up on math.
It's the only subject that counts.

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brush_your_teeth
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 6:01am UTC

Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.

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brush_your_teeth
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 6:05am UTC

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.

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伤*
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November 30, 2013 10:36am UTC

have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out
so you just stare blankly into space
while feeling your heart break into pieces

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jimmy365
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August 1, 2012 1:45pm UTC

if you were a triangle,
you'd be acute one ;)
nmq.format credit jimmy365

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BriBri27
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 11:33am UTC

My Names Alex Russo and I like to poke things with a stick...
But, I haven't figured out how to make money with that yet, so I'm in school.
~ Wizards of Waverly Place

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lovebeinghyper
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August 1, 2012 9:15am UTC

Okay. So my aim is to follow everyone on Witty.
Fave or Comment if I haven’t followed you, and I will.
I wanna do this before my one year anniversary on Witty which is September 6th.
Please help!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Hallsylover04
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July 31, 2012 8:13pm UTC

Drinking alcohol makes me an alcoholic.
So does drinking Fanta make me fantastic?

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Cassie1026
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July 25, 2012 12:04am UTC

Being real & hated > being fake & liked.

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LoveIsEverlasting
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July 16, 2012 2:58am UTC

Me: Breathe if you think I'm beautiful :)
The world: *dies from lack of oxygen*
nmq/nmf

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Arrowzx
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July 11, 2012 3:41pm UTC

*Me, watching The Last Song (with Miley Cyrus) when my dad walks in.
Dad: WTF IS THIS WHY ARE THEY KISSING
Me: Its the Last Song, and theyre kissing because that guy is sexy.
Dad: Whats it about?
Me: Turtles. jk its about love. Oh and her dad dies.
Dad: BILLY RAY DIES??

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leahxD
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July 11, 2012 7:14am UTC

"And I think every girl on witty is bea-"
*scrolls past.*
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CandyCrum
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July 11, 2012 8:08am UTC

My BoyFriend Says I Need To Be
More Affectionate...
So Now I Got 2 Boyfriends!

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CookieRaider
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Screw Cupid,
I Have food

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Losemyselfinadaydream*
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 2:54am UTC

Texting My Friend:
Me: I'm really bored... What can I do?
Friend: Are you serious? It's 3:00 in the morning... Maybe, I don't know, try sleeping? I've heard it's really fun

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Onedirection_luverfor_life12345
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 2:56am UTC

The past cannot be changed,
forgotten, edited or erased.
It can only be accepted.

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