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  1. AlexisCoral AlexisCoral
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    My Mommy Might Have Cancer,
    If it turns out she really has cancer and has to get chemo..
    I'll shave my head for her.

  2. kaitlinsaraa kaitlinsaraa
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    PLEASE GO ON iCARLY.COM
    oh Spencer...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Reason to smile;
    youre alive.

  6. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 6:48am UTC
    Todays
    Is
    my.. 14th Birthday(:

  7. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    I just want you to know,
    Your Beautiful.

  8. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    Comment on this quote.
    With what you think your biggest flaw is. Then in a few minutes look under your comments.

  9. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Over 70 people
    commented on my quote with them saying things they hate about themselfs..its terrible..because every single one of you is beyond beautiful ♥
    Format: twilightgirl995

  10. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    No one gets it.

  11. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    PLEASE READ.
    Thank you guys..im leggit balling my eyes out.i just got 1,900
    followers.Do you know how much it means to me? On July 25th
    2011. I joined witty. With a dream. To inspire,spread love,stop
    bullying,and most importantly save lives.I was also being bullied.
    It was my only escapeI never thought that i would inspire 1,900+
    people. But i owe it all to you guys. You made my dream come true.
    Ive saved 28 on here. I never imagined it. The more i think about it,
    The more i cry. You guys..Are the best.I love every single one of you.
    Always remember .you are so beautiful. On 12 Jan 2012 at 9:43pm
    i hit 1,000 followers. about 3 months later i almost have 2,000.
    All i can say is thank you X1000 and that ill never be able to thank you
    all enough. You all give me hope. And ill never give up. I have hope ill be famous one day. I have hope Demi will recondize me,or well meet.
    I have hope. And it's all because of you. You guys are all so sweet and
    beautiful. everyday i get such sweet comments. And they really help me
    Im always here. You guys know that. But ill be here till that day im 20 lol.
    LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU< 3

  12. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 11:41am UTC
    Pretending to “never get the text” from someone who annoys you.

  13. horsechick818 horsechick818
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Sliding away from the knife, i burried my head under my covers and begged myself not to look at the bloody mess of my sister.
    When my mother came upstairs, my own words couldn't describe her pain. "Mommy someone in black came and killed Sarah, and gave me this" i cried pointing towards my sister, then the knife on my bed. My mother made this weird choking noise and ran over to my bed, picking me up, then crumbling to the floor with me still embraced in her arms.
    My dad had been in the room for a split second, before he ran to get the phone and call the police. Tanner didn't come in the room, she stayed at the door crying as she called Lucas to tell him. And Riley was confused, she didn't know what was wrong with our sister. Those few minutes right there, before the police came, were the sadest moments of my life. All sitting there, crying and confused, we probably looked like we were in one of those horrible horror movies. i wish.
    There was no DNA on the knife. No way to find out who killed my sister. We searched for weeks, but still found nothing. Eventually, my parents said we still had to have funeral. The room filled with more people than i had ever seen. Friends, family, and random people who felt sorry. I was still young, but not confused. I clutched the sweating hands of my sisters and brother. Lucas, who i had never seen cry before, was saturated in his own tears.
    Before the funeral was halfway over, Lucas ran outside, saying he needed a minute. Thats what made me start to cry. My closest sister, my best friend, my family member had just been murdered in cold blood.
    Just as the prayer began, a high pitched scream echoed from outside the room. Everyone began to run outside, where i saw something i never would have imagined. Lucas, lying still on the parking lot ground, with a slit through his throat. On the wall next to him, written in his own blood was "He figured it out; what a bad one"
    Next chapter will be up later today or tomorrow :)

  14. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    HELP ME!
    I asked my parents to take me to a One Direction concert, and they said if I get 100 favs that they will take me and get backstage passes o:
    Lol get real. My parents would have to be pretty stupid to fork out that much money just because 100 teenagers clicked a button. Seriously, stop using this sort of stuff to get favs.
    DON'T REMOVE CREDIT!!!!! FORMAT BY KCLOVE5 ©

  15. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    So witty is being taken over by 1D and THG
    I want to know what is truly better...
    ---------------------------
    So fave for One direction
    ------------------------
    --And comment for The Hunger Games
    -----------------------------
    (Sorry if this annoys those people who hate 1d and thg quotes [or fave if quotes]but please dont put hate comments:)

  16. almostforever almostforever
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    "POTATO!"
    Fave if you said that in Niall's voice.
    nmf

  17. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:27am UTC
    who else was forced
    to play the recorder, as a kid?
    nmf

  18. candygirl819 candygirl819
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    For every Favorite
    is another day that I will try to go without starveing myself..............
    I promise I will do all of them.

  19. horsechick818 horsechick818
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Please read! it would mean the world!
    It was a quiet night. My parents were out for an anniversary, and since I was only six, my 15 year old sister was left in charge of me. I was watching her sleep from across the room. The sheets of her light blue bed moved up and down to her heart’s beat. Her eyes were lightly closed, but her sleep was deep. Both of her hands were resting gently at her side and her auburn hair swept off the bed.
    Then, downstairs a door squeaked open. Good, I thought to myself. Mom and Dad are home, I can go to bed. I snuggled deeper under my blankets, about to drowse off. But the slow creak of the bedroom door opening across the hall made me alert. I looked over at my sister, just 10 feet away, not disturbed by my parents who just opened the guest room door.
    Then our door creaked open, I took another peak at my sister, then pretended to be sleeping so I wouldn’t get in trouble for being up late. Usually, Mom or Dad would march over to the bed and kiss me and my sister on the forehead. But that didn’t happen. When a few seconds had passed, I cracked open my eyes.
    There was someone in here, but it wasn’t my Mom or Dad. It was a person I could not see the face of. I could only see they were dressed in all black, from a mask, to gloves, to shoes. They were facing away from me, only inches away from my sister. I didn’t say anything. The person stared at my sister for almost a minute, before they pulled out a long, curved knife.
    That’s when my sister opened her eyes. Still drowsy, she mumbled quietly but alert, “oh my gosh is that-“
    Then the person in black cut off her speech, slicing her throat in half. I held back tears as I saw the person in black examine my dead sister’s throat. The person turned around on their heels and wiped the blood from the knife onto their black jacket. I still couldn’t see the person’s face, thanks to the hockey mask.
    The person then noticed me. My heart beat at an unsteady pace, for I knew the person was going to kill me. Though, instead the person gently put a finger to their lips, telling me to be quiet. Then inch by inch, the person walked towards me, still holding the knife out.
    This is it. I thought holding my breath. Then, the person placed the knife on my bed, centimeters away from me, so close, I could see my reflection. “She was a bad one,” the person whispered before they jumped out the bedroom window, slipping into darkness.

  20. MariaWinstead MariaWinstead
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    I typed a really long vent but then i said fk it and just erased it because no one cares.

:)

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