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hunnitsme
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August 16, 2011 11:21pm UTC

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super douche bag...
me; i just tucked in my mom, i love her.
him; why, was she drunk again?
me; no...
him; oh, so she was high?
me; wow... goodnight.
why can't i just break up with him...
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keegster
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August 22, 2011 10:41pm UTC

And that's what high school does.
I t ( [ c h a n g e s ] ) p e o p l e i n t o t h e p e r s o n t h e y s a i d
THEY'D NEVER BE.

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ohhemmgeeitszoe
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 10:10pm UTC

Hey Mom Can I -
Who's driving
Who's going to be there
What time does it start
What time will you be home
Where is it
Why is it happening
Fav if your mom does this.

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eileenn13
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August 16, 2011 11:53pm UTC

My boyfriend and I just brokeup :/
We were together for 132 days.
Can I get 132 faves?
nmf

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saygoodbye
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 11:34pm UTC

"We haven't talked in forever!"
Maybe there is a reason for that...

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sunshineinthedark
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 11:36pm UTC

why do bad things
happen to good people?

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Djayyb3
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August 16, 2011 11:36pm UTC

I'm kinda getting sick of the witty bullies...so please stop bullying

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shopperchick33
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August 14, 2011 6:26pm UTC

you fight like a married couple
talk like best friends
flirt like first loves
and protect each other like brother and sister
it's obviously meant to be
♥
nmf/nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hunnitsme
posted a quote
June 16, 2010 11:08pm UTC

Got a secretCan you keep itSwear this one you'll saveBetter lock it,in your pocketTaking this one to the graveIf I show you thenI know youWon't tell what I saidCause two can keep a secretIf one of them is dead...

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antus_girl
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July 24, 2011 10:45am UTC

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 21, 2011 2:37pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #26]
"Bing bang boom.
Everybody's getting pregnant."
nmf.

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 22, 2011 5:27pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #39] "What size shoes do you wear? I'm guessing size sexy." nmf.

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 22, 2011 5:33pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #40]
"I want to bathe you.... then i'll shave you."
nmf.

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 22, 2011 5:39pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #41] "You smell better than a stale fart on an airplane." nmf.

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 22, 2011 5:43pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #42]
"I want to bake your muffins."
nmf.

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 22, 2011 5:49pm UTC

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iTSANDREABETCH
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 5:55pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #44] "ROMAN REALLY LIKES TO GET KINKY." nmf.

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 22, 2011 6:04pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #45]
"NICKI MAD.
NICKI SMASH.
....
DICK!"
nmf.

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 22, 2011 6:18pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #46] "I'll keep rapping about things that don't really make sense, but i'll use alot of accents cuz alot of people really like that." nmf.

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