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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 9:55am UTC
    MOM: Were you studying last night?
    SON: Yeah
    MOM: Don't lie to me.
    SON: fine, i was at a strippers club
    MOM: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE!??!!
    SON: yeah, i saw dad
    nmq

  2. _KennedieLee _KennedieLee
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 12:27am UTC
    & he stops playing call of duty,
    just to text me♥

  3. liveyourlifee77 liveyourlifee77
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 11:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. kiko3221 kiko3221
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    We live in a world
    Where we’re more comfortable with two guys holding guns,
    Than holding hands.

  5. britt0308 britt0308
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    There will always be that one guy. That one kiss. That one moment, that she'll remember for the rest of her life. <3

  6. Batman04 Batman04
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 11:52pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when you really like someone and they tell you that they like you back. Then they turn you down because they are older then you, and they don't want to get picked on but yet your friends with ever one of her friends. So she would not get picked on anyway.

  7. smileNswim13 smileNswim13
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 11:35pm UTC
    Don't write your boyfriends name in the sand,
    the waves with just wash it away. <3

  8. dInOsAuR13 dInOsAuR13
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 11:43pm UTC
    You know he's a keeper when
    He hold's you when you cry ♥

  9. TGOD143 TGOD143
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 11:44pm UTC
    We all have that one boy
    in our life that we complain about but would die if we lost him in our life.

  10. guillermox33 guillermox33
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 11:47pm UTC
    Your smile may not light up a room ;
    but it lights up my world♥

  11. deasia23 deasia23
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    A life with love
    will have some thorns,
    but a life without love
    will have no roses.


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  13. volleyballgirl5 volleyballgirl5
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 11:14pm UTC
    FAVE THIS IF YOU THINK ;
    WITTY NEEDS AN APP ON iTUNES! :D

  14. xokirstyleexo3 xokirstyleexo3
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    i'm on m y p eriod..
    & my boyfriend knows how i don't feel good
    so he told me to go to his house
    and we sat on his couch all day watching movies
    i layed on his shoulder and we watched the notebook
    then we watched a scary movie and held me close
    HE MADE ME FEEL ////////////
    so much better; i can't ever explain
    how much i love my boyfriend ♥
    nmf

  15. Bumblebee11 Bumblebee11
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    Girls are constantly pushing away guys who actually care
    because, their still in love with the one who doesn't


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  17. taytay2353 taytay2353
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 11:31pm UTC
    favethi sif...
    Your thinking about him right now;*

  18. Julial113 Julial113
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 11:35pm UTC
    If barbie is so popular,
    Why do you have to buy her friends?

  19. ElectricLove14 ElectricLove14
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 10:56pm UTC
    * who would've ever knew..
    that we would ever be
    [more] than friends?


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