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  1. jackieBOWLERevans jackieBOWLERevans
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 9:59pm UTC
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  2. gabbyxx31 gabbyxx31
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better.The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh. ♥ nmf/nmq

  3. raebobmarypants raebobmarypants
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    I hate seeing happy couples .
    It just reminds me that I'm sad and alone .

  4. purpleglitter55 purpleglitter55
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    irene.
    come at me bro.

  5. KookieKookie101 KookieKookie101
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 4:23pm UTC
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    I'd rather have bad times with you,
    then good times with someone else.
    I'd rather be beside you in a storm,
    then safe and warm by my self.
    I'd rather have hard times together,
    then easy times apart.
    Remeber, I'd always love you baby,
    You are the one who holds my♥.
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  6. Potatoechipdip Potatoechipdip
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    Hit like if you found the word "Gay"
    boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy
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    boy boy boy boy boy boy JUSTIN BIEBER boy boy
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    boy

  7. purdyandsootyx purdyandsootyx
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    hey i'm a girl. i know your a player but i'm gunna fall for you anyway.

  8. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    it’s hard to forget someone who you have
    imagined spending forever with. ♥

  9. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    This School Year,
    I need a boyfriend. he doesn't need to be perfect & he doesn't have to be the one;
    he just needs to make waking up every morning at 6 AM feel worth it ♥

  10. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
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    August 26, 2011 3:17pm UTC
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  11. KyleJessForever1234 KyleJessForever1234
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    Hurricane Irene
    that sounds like an old
    woman name
    lets hope you hit like one


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. britt0308 britt0308
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    August 23, 2011 11:24pm UTC
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  14. Forever009 Forever009
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    Your crush is in a relationship with her.
    ♥ Wednesday at 12:46 · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    You close your laptop, and cry yourself to sleep. <3

  15. LOVEfuckIt LOVEfuckIt
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    August 23, 2011 11:47pm UTC
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  16. xXmctwistyXx xXmctwistyXx
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    what do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. xobrebabesox xobrebabesox
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 10:24pm UTC
    Fave if;
    You've ever been called ugly.
    p.s [you'r all beautiful<3]

  19. Bieberluver0 Bieberluver0
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    August 22, 2011 10:24pm UTC
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  20. Hoodiegurll9186 Hoodiegurll9186
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 10:38pm UTC
    Favor if you wanted a
    summer love, but didnt
    end up getting one.

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