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  1. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Whenever you go to the doctors
    and the doctor asks you what's wrong
    you turn to your mom
    and she explains everything (:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥

  2. crazy4quotes crazy4quotes
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    Wearing your bra wayyy to tight,
    to make your boobs look bigger.

  3. xojordanox xojordanox
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:24pm UTC
    ♥♥♥
    I was sitting in the park,
    wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer.
    then it hit me.
    nmf
    ♥♥♥

  4. Althearose Althearose
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:56am UTC
    Don't like me?
    Blame my parents,
    they did it.
    nmf

  5. EmptyGlassxx EmptyGlassxx
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 12:05pm UTC
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  6. lapepe lapepe
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 11:06am UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you don’t know if you should hug someone or not


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. AvrilxLavigne AvrilxLavigne
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 7:31am UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    ADMIT IT we've all walked into a store to thea vrilxlavigne beat of the song. -----------♥----------- NOT MY FORMAT :D

  9. Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014 Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 11:37am UTC
    Girl : I did something really stupid . . . Boy : What ?
    Girl : I trusted you . . .

  10. beautifullovex beautifullovex
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 11:23am UTC
    Love your neighbor;
    AKA: Don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

  11. MusicLove MusicLove
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 4:19am UTC
    I never stopped loving you.
    I just gave up because you never understood.

  12. clairebear789 clairebear789
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 9:36am UTC
    Today Is One Of Those Days
    Those days when just about anything can make you cry.
    Those days when nothing can make you smile.
    Those days when you just want to curl up in a ball and cry.
    Those days when you just want to scream.
    Those days when you want to fall asleep and never wake up.
    Those days when you ask yourself, "Will I
    E V E R b e h a p p y?"♥
    nmf.

  13. oliviasierra1997 oliviasierra1997
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 5:09am UTC
    Fave♥ if you think guys should text girls first (:
    Comment if you think girls should text guys first (:

  14. xoxpaigexox3 xoxpaigexox3
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    11:11PM
    i wish for you everytime.. ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. The_thunder The_thunder
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    Today I saw a quarter,
    It was lying on the ground in the mall.
    When I tried to pick it up, I realized it
    was super glued to the ground. I looked
    around to see if anyone saw me.
    a n d t h e n I saw
    a old man laughing at me and holding a tube
    of crazy glue. I can only wish I was that
    cool when im that old.
    MLIA.

  17. dparsa dparsa
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    --What's that? A hat?--CRAZY, FUNKY, JUNKY HAT Overslept. Hair unsightly.Trying to look like Keira KnightleyWe've been there, We've done thatWe see right throughYOUR FUNKY HAT fave if you remember this songcomment if you remember this song i'll follow the first 10 people that guess's rightnmq/nmf

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    Whenever I pack for a vacation
    I always feel like I'm forgetting something.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    That tragic moment when
    you check the price tag and sadly walk away.

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