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  1. heysafiahere99 heysafiahere99
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Did you know there's no angry way of saying " bubble? "
    Fave { ♥} if you said it out loud.

  2. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  3. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  4. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 7:02am UTC
    Life is like a camera,
    Just focus on what's
    important and capture
    the good times,
    develop from the
    negatives and
    if things don't work out,
    just take another shot.

  5. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Today
    I tried to prankcall
    Domino's, and I asked
    'Is this the Krusty Crab?"
    And he said
    "No this is Patrick!"
    Lol. True.. Story..

  6. Lovedance33 Lovedance33
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    Ugh Periods...
    Out of everything possible, why blood?
    Why can't it be fairy dust or something?


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  8. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 7:04pm UTC
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  9. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    K.
    K? K what? The letter before L, the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, K stands for "Kidding". So your reply is "Kidding?" Or K as in Potasium? Do you need some Special K in breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has K in it.
    nmf, followme(:
    nmfnmq, followme(:

  10. fearless12xoxo fearless12xoxo
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    I want somebody there for me when I'm always there for everybody else.

  11. fearless12xoxo fearless12xoxo
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hey
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 1034, alien, mars
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  12. fearless12xoxo fearless12xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Dayyyyum
    Your as hot as the bottom of my laptop
    nmf
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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  14. niicooleexx13 niicooleexx13
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    Writing on the mirror after your shower.♥
    anyone else?

  15. jaydoxtator jaydoxtator
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 10:05am UTC
    Don't let affectionturn into infectionput some protectionupon that erection


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  17. LiveItRightLiveItUp LiveItRightLiveItUp
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    *Laying down to sleep*
    Me: Im not tired.
    Me: What am I gonna do tomorrow.
    Me: Wait, its not the weekend.
    Me: I'll probably just sleep all day.
    Me: Wait, was that a monster?
    Me: *Hides under covers*
    Me: HAHAAH I have out smarted you.
    Me: Ok. Lets go to sleep.
    Me: Lays there* AGH forgot to pray.
    Me: praying then gets distracted*
    Me: lol. he looked at me today.
    Me: Wait, maybe, he was looking at the girl behind me.
    Me: HAHA.. He was wasnt he -.-
    Me: Forever alone.
    Me: Lalalal elmos world.
    Me: Hears phone vibrate-
    Me: Leans way over the bed so I wont have to get up-
    Me: Text message, woot woot im so popular!
    Mom:-text- You need to go to bed.
    Me: Shhhhhhhh.

  18. lovesick101 lovesick101
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    In class reading we were reading a really old love poem from a guy to a girl
    Teacher: Now, in modern times, what would he say?
    me: um. get in my pants?
    guy friend 1: take your clothes of you sexy beast?
    guy friend 2: you're hot. imma get in your pants?
    guy friend 3: i want to put my pen*s in you and-
    Teacher: uhm ok. that's enough.. romance is dead.
    I have to agree with her.
    Dunno about you but i rather have a guy write me a love poem. Anyone else?


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  20. SophiaMillicent_xoxo SophiaMillicent_xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    So at school today in homeroom,
    This really bitchy girl sneezed.
    She than asked " Can someone get me a tissue?
    & I responded from the oppisite sde of te room
    " Oh honey no need you have some in your bra"
    I got suspended♥

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