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boulevardofbrokendreams
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 11:53am UTC

The
girls
with the
prettiest smiles
seem to tell the
saddest
stories.
♥

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smilimoose
posted a quote
August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC

A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

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LimitedEditionBarbie
posted a quote
March 22, 2011 4:42pm UTC

trust is like an eraser
it gets smaller & smaller
[after everymistake.. ] ♥

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Hazel_Eyes_09
posted a quote
December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC

& who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
flip the page over

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rachvolleyelle4
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 8:32pm UTC

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xomiissyyxo
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC

my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
" at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
notmine

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musicgirl917
posted a quote
February 27, 2009 2:57pm UTC

WSHG
we stalk hot guys
care to join our organization?
the FBI is pretty jelous :)

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
May 13, 2011 11:37pm UTC

Obviously
at this point we're not meant to be,
but I can't help but wonder if you
a c t u a l l y | m i s s | m e

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Smileyriley10
posted a quote
May 13, 2011 11:44pm UTC

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fatassmuffin
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 6:54am UTC

Sleepover fact;
The later it becomes, the more truth comes out.
♥

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prini_princess
posted a quote
May 13, 2011 11:26pm UTC

Lets do a survey..
if you like someone press the heart
if you like no-one comment.
♥

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anonymous_xo
posted a quote
September 3, 2010 1:21am UTC

hold on, baby you're losing it.(♥)
The water's high (you'rejumpingintoit)
and l e t t i n g g o , and no one knows
that you cry but you don't tell //anyone//
that you might not, be the goldenone
and you're
t i e d t o g e t h e r w i t h a s m i l e
but you're coming undone.♥

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aubri2014
posted a quote
May 8, 2011 7:01pm UTC

I will dig a hole. Label it love.
and trick you to fall in.♥

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Dancer_25
posted a quote
May 8, 2011 7:04pm UTC

And Without my Mom...
I wouldn't have been born,
I wouldn't have all that I have,
I wouldn't know how to talk to a boy,
I wouldn't know how to use pads/tampons,
I wouldn't be the happy teenage girl that I am right now.
Thanks Mom! I love you Forever&&Alwayss<3

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