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oursong
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November 26, 2011 5:28pm UTC

dear boys,
unless you act like sope opera guys, don't expect us to dress like victoria secret models.
♥

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Adriana24
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November 26, 2011 12:31pm UTC

FAVE and i'll follow youu !(:

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pInKlOvEr4eVa
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November 14, 2011 5:32pm UTC

Me and my Daddy and my older sister were at the airport picking up my dad's friend. We were waiting forever and ever for this guy to get off of the plane because his flight was the last to come off. There was a women standing next to us who we happened got into a conversation with. My dad asked who she was waiting for and she replied "Nobody, I come here as a place a therapy. When I'm blue I come here and watch people. I watch those who come back from their flight reunite with their loved ones. It's the most beautiful thing in the world."

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KaTi3Gx3
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November 26, 2011 11:25am UTC

You change for two reasons
either you learn enough that you want to
or you've been hurt enough
that you have to.

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KaTi3Gx3
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 11:18am UTC

Hunnie,
the guy's only look at you because you wear no clothes.♥

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KaTi3Gx3
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November 25, 2011 9:19pm UTC

So bored.
This isn't for favorites, someone just start talking to me & we can become BEST FRIENDS!♥

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soccerloverx03x
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November 21, 2011 9:22pm UTC

I dont make typos,
I make new words. ♥

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 9:26pm UTC

I'm about to have a threesome
Me, my bed and my pillow.
Be jelly;)

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 9:31pm UTC

Your joke wasn't funny...
your laugh was.

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soccerloverx03x
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November 22, 2011 5:31pm UTC

When your pen runs out:
5% calmly putting it away and getting a new one.
95% SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE!

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 5:49pm UTC

Boyfriend:
"What would you do if you got into my bed?"
Girlfriend:
"Is it comfortable?"
Boyfriend:
"Yes;)"
Girlfriend:
"I'd sleep."

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 5:43pm UTC

Those annoying people
who constantly ask questions during movies-__-

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soccerloverx03x
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November 23, 2011 7:56pm UTC

I don't know whats more awkward
Answering Dora or sitting in silence while she stares at you...

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soccerloverx03x
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November 23, 2011 8:01pm UTC

Student:
"Should I get in trouble for something I didn't do?"
Teacher:
"No... why?"
Student:
"Good, because I didn't do my HOMEWORK."

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 9:52pm UTC

YOU HATE DRAMA?
Cool, stop startiing it.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 6:51pm UTC

HAHAHAH YOU FELL!!
oh s h i t, you're crying

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shaunarnia*
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November 26, 2011 12:09pm UTC

Liking your own status
Is like high-fiving yourself.
nmf/nmq.

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Iguessitsnottruex3
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November 26, 2011 12:10pm UTC

NBA agreed to end lockout!
They start in December
Thank the lord <3
CHI BULLS<3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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November 19, 2011 3:53pm UTC

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