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helloitslexi

Status: i seriously cannot wait for the day when we could download food

Member Since: 9 Dec 2013 08:40pm

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hi i'm alexia.
[ uh-lex-see-uh ]
20 : God : Music

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btw, I'm new to Witty as you can probably tell..
but I L O V E to meet new people so feel free to stop by and chat ;)

helloitslexi
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January 3, 2014 11:38am UTC

When you buy a new pillow because your old one is pretty much flat, and you go into a sleeping coma

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helloitslexi
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January 1, 2014 2:58pm UTC

Funniest thing ever. I was singing the 877 Cash Now commercial like a opera singer not knowing my little brother was on x-box live. And all of a sudden you hear a little kid in a British accent saying “I’m very impressed with your singing” Lol

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helloitslexi
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January 1, 2014 1:28am UTC

When I need to write the date on a paper, I know I will end up writing
2013

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helloitslexi
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December 31, 2013 11:39pm UTC

everyone is out partying and getting drunk for the new year and here I am eating hot cheetos

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helloitslexi
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December 31, 2013 1:05pm UTC

thanks for texting me!! please wait 5-7 business days for a response

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helloitslexi
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December 31, 2013 12:51pm UTC

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Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear that the two of you, on some level belong together. As lovers, or as friends or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you understand one another or you’re in love or you’re partners in crime. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest circumstances, and they help you feel alive. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but it definitely makes me believe in something.

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helloitslexi
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December 30, 2013 11:53pm UTC

I feel like people get lost when they think of happiness as a destination. We're always thinking that someday we'll be happy. You know, we'll get that car or that job or that person in our lives that fixes everything. But happiness is a mood and a condition, it's not a destination. It's like being tired or hungry; its not permanent, it comes and goes, and that's okay. And I feel like if people thought of it that way, they'd find happiness a lot more often.

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helloitslexi
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December 28, 2013 8:34pm UTC

those moments where you really have to pee but you hold it in anyway because whats on the computer is far more important than catching a bladder infection

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helloitslexi
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December 28, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Just because you belie ve d
and it didn't work out your way or on your timetable,
doesn't mean that it's over.
God is planning something better. ♥//////////////

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helloitslexi
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December 27, 2013 2:34pm UTC

I will never understand how I wake up in the morning sometimes with a random bruise or a cut.
Am I hitting myself in my sleep, or is there some alien doing experiments on me?

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helloitslexi
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December 27, 2013 1:31pm UTC

THeN SHe SmiLes,
like it's the first time she's seen the sun, after a decade of winters.

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helloitslexi
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December 25, 2013 8:34pm UTC

I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up. I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed. I want to be the sheets your fingers crave at night; the blanket that wraps around you all night. I want to drink tea with you, share some records we find. I want to talk about everything in the newspapers. I want to discuss with you, to be stubborn and quick-witted with you. I want to have differences between us. I want your flaws. All of them. I want to go into the deepest corners of your mind and never get bored of you. I want to be surprised by the new all the time. I want to look at you like a movie, a living piece of art; always trying to chase what you crave and
capture you.
- Elay Neal Moses

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helloitslexi
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December 25, 2013 1:12am UTC

never thought you could love somebody, and ♥
hate them at the same time.

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helloitslexi
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December 23, 2013 12:29am UTC

THEY DIDN'T AGREE ON MUCH.
In fact, they didn't agree on anything.
They fought all the time and challenged each other everyday.
But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common.
They were crazy about each other.
♥
Please don't remove this!

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helloitslexi
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December 22, 2013 11:43pm UTC

Today in church when the priest was talking, out of nowhere you hear a little girl say,
"I want a bath!!!!."

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helloitslexi
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December 21, 2013 12:46am UTC

Why did the cucumber blush?
because he saw the salad dressing

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helloitslexi
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December 19, 2013 7:06pm UTC

So apparantely people can't hear in the morning, I scan all this lady's groceries then totaled it...
me: "$51.53"
customer: "61.53?"
me: "51.53."
customer: "61.53?"
me: "no." *makes a five with my hand* "51.53"
customer: "ok. so 51.53?"
omg. shoot me now.

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helloitslexi
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December 19, 2013 1:48am UTC

Yoga pants are the push up bras for butts.

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helloitslexi
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December 18, 2013 10:19pm UTC

Nothing aggravates me more when I'm taking a good hot steamy shower
and all of a sudden the water gets cold. -_-

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helloitslexi
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December 18, 2013 12:16am UTC

Dear Mom and Dad, Please stop saying "Don't play with your food." You spent the first two years of my life convincing me that it was a plane.

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