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  1. tumbletime77 tumbletime77
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    jesus can walk on water.
    i can walk on cucumbers.
    cucumbers are 96% water.
    .:therefore i am 96% jesus:.

  2. i_am_just_a_normal_girl i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 9:11pm UTC
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  3. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    you could be the
    best looking
    nicest smile
    nicest hair
    best dressed girl
    but if you have
    a bad personality
    you may aswell look like a chair
    AlNicholas

  4. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    so this morning...
    I woke up at 7:30,
    and the first thing I did was pick up my phone,
    and started writing a text to 'her'.
    "Good morning beautiful, can't wait to see you today"
    I hit send and started to get ready.
    I wore the hoodie she bought me,
    and wore the cologne I know she loves.
    I set off to the store and bought some chocolates,
    10 roses, her favourite flower,
    that movie she was telling me she wanted to see,
    and a card simply saying "I love you".
    As I was walking home I saw her standing by my door.
    I sneaked up behind her,
    wrapped my arms around her waist,
    and kissed her kneck.
    "Guess who!" I said.
    She giggled and lent over to kiss me.
    I took her hand and led her inside.
    "Mum, this is my girlfriend" I proudly told.
    "I've heard a lot about you!" My mum said.
    She blushed and I kissed her cheek.
    We walked to my room, and sat on the sofa.
    I handed her the bag of chocolates and flowers,
    She grinned with glee,
    I lent forward and kissed her again.
    Then I put on the movie.
    "You remembered!" she said.
    I just smiled.
    We cuddled all through the movie,
    With her feeling safe in my arms.
    "I love you"
    I whispered.
    "I love you too"
    She replied.
    I looked into her beautiful eyes,
    and she looked into mine.
    We were in love.
    And I knew, I never wanted her to leave my side.
    LOL JK
    I GOT A NEW HIGH SCORE IN BLACK OPS
    al nicholas

  5. alwaysnicole alwaysnicole
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you check your phone for the first time in hours and you have 0 new messages.

  6. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    Fave if, you feel awkward when somebody watches you eat.

  7. whyme11 whyme11
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    whoever faves this i will follow you and comment on your profile(:

  8. lovelasts21 lovelasts21
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 4:04pm UTC
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    3 things i want out of a relationship:
    Eyes that wont cry.
    Lips that wont lie .
    A love that won't die.
    -Wiz Khalifa♥
    jayciecutie01♥


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  10. MadeInEngland MadeInEngland
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    May 23, 2011 11:06am UTC
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  12. lizziex3 lizziex3
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    fav me, and i promise I will leave something positive and inspiring on your profile.
    oh yeah, and i'll follow you =]

    i promise!!

  13. sistahdear sistahdear
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    Lunch conversations.[
    gotta love em.
    request for purplesloth1331

  14. MissSoffy777 MissSoffy777
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 5:25am UTC
    Fave if you have facebook
    My mom thinks i shouldn't have facebook, so if i find at least 100 people who have facebook, i'll have it. I know this is kinda stupid but i need it!! PLEASE!!

  15. oxjoyyxo769 oxjoyyxo769
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 10:25pm UTC
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  16. CrazyInLoveLeelee CrazyInLoveLeelee
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    Cracks in the concrete are just a reminder, that no matter how strong you are, you can still fall apart

  17. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    PLEASE READ
    Witty, I need your help. For five years, I have been overweight. I've tried all kinds of diets, pills, etc., but nothing can keep me motivated to lose weight. Despite the fact that I cry myself to sleep almost every night, it seems like no matter how hard I try, I can never lose weight. So Witty, I'm dying to put an end to this mess.
    So for 50 faves, I will jog up and down my hill 5 times a day.
    For 100 faves, I will do 100 jumping jacks a day.
    For 200 faves, I will never eat fast food ever again.
    For 400 faves, I will cut out ALL unhealthy sweets
    And for 600+ faves, I will try my hardest not to cut myself down as much, live more, and cry less.
    Witty, all I can ask is if you don't skip over this quote. PLEASE favorite this. I need all the motivation I can get. I know it makes me sound like a favewhore for posting this, but this is no joke. Please. I need confidence, and I need people to let me know that losing weight IS possible.
    If you are still reading this, I love you. <3
    not mine
    [ ♥ ] [ ♥ ] [ ♥ ] [ ♥ ]

  18. ChrisJames29 ChrisJames29
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 11:13pm UTC
    I'm not sure what it does
    but if you follow me, I'll follow you back !
    promise

  19. Lalalalaurenx3 Lalalalaurenx3
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    Witty Profiles
    What's your location? (:
    U.S - click the heart
    somewhere else - comment

  20. Patricia444 Patricia444
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 11:54pm UTC
    If 300 people ♥ this quote, Ill make a quote with all of your names on it. ;)

:)

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