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ThatsSoMeee
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March 22, 2013 3:21pm UTC

Have you ever
met someone
and you were just like immediately attracted to them
not even in a sexual way
there was just something about them that you were drawn to
and you really wanted to tell them
and get to know them better
but you knew they wouldn’t feel the same way
so you just obsessed over them from afar.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 8, 2013 9:46am UTC

I'm so naturally funny
because my life is a joke.

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jimmy365
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March 5, 2013 3:14pm UTC

what if
i’d just started licking the
dentists fingers while they
were in my mouth omg
format jimmy365

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MyWittyProfile
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February 27, 2013 2:50pm UTC

Mom, please don't look in the drawer, that's where I keep my drugs...
*40 Kidz Bob CDs fall out*

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EdSheeran
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February 26, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Ed Sheeran vs. Everyone else
Normal guy: I really want to kiss you
Ed Sheeran: All I want is the taste that your lips allow
Normal guy: Let's cuddle
Ed Sheeran: Cover me up cuddle me in lie down with me and hold me in your arms
Normal guy: I want to hug you
Ed Sheeran: I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms
Normal guy: She's a cr-ck wh-re pr-stitute
Ed Sheeran: And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland or sells love to another man
Normal guy: Marry me?
Ed Sheeran: Settle down with me and I'll be your safety you'll be my lady
Normal guy: I'm sad and lonely
Ed Sheeran: lately I've been waking up alone paint splattered teardrops on my shirt
Normal guy: gonna get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you
Ed Sheeran: I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed
Normal guy: Expect me to drunk diall you later
Ed Sheeran: And that tonight I'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol

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BlackButterflies
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March 1, 2013 12:11am UTC

how many years can a mountain exist
before it's washed to the sea ?
how many years can some people exist
before they're allowed to be free ?
how many times can a man turn his head
pretending he just doesn't see ?
how many times must a man look up
before he can see the sky ?
how many ears must one man have
before he can hear people cry ?
how many deaths will it take till he knows
that too many people have died ?

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sugarfreak
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March 1, 2013 1:43am UTC

One day I'm going to wake up, roll over on my side,
and kiss the love of my life good morning
♥ ♥ ♥

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BlackButterflies
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March 1, 2013 1:09am UTC

the best things in life according to me:
- long tight hugs from people who smell good
- writing with a really nice new pen
- wearing big old shirts and jumpers
- other peoples' birthdays
- the look on little kids faces when they find money on the ground
- holding the door open for old people
- when small animals fall asleep on you
- forehead kisses when you're tired
- iced coffees with whipped cream on top
- laughing at your own jokes
- 3am heart-to-hearts
- when teachers tell you that you're doing well
- getting into a bed with freshly washed sheets on it
- babies laughing
- playing with/styling other peoples' hair
- finding a song that describes your life
- waking up on a saturday morning and going back to sleep

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doublesidedice
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February 24, 2013 8:39pm UTC

I don't believe in a God. If he exists, why does he give some people good and some bad? If he exists, why is there so much suffering? If he exists, why doesn't he help? My parents told me I should believe. I said there was no proof. They said he cares and loves for me. I said there was no proof. They said he gives and never takes. I said he takes our lives. They said he knows my heart and ways. I said that just plain creepy.

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paramoreforever
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February 12, 2013 7:58pm UTC

my dad thinks that I have a boyfriend
my dad: so what is your boyfriend getting you for valentines day?
me: probably a dead mouse or something
my dad: I've heard of that... isn't it some band that you like?
me: no dad, I mean a dead mouse like in my bed
my dad: ........
me: the cat dad the cat is my boyfriend

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BrokenSmile__
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July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC

I want a person who
comes into my life by accident,
& stays on purpose.

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BlackButterflies
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December 10, 2012 6:06pm UTC

please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
let 2013 be a really good year for me.

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runningislife*
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July 18, 2012 8:52pm UTC

credittoforgeterr
Imagine your teacher as
That awkward moment when,
you clog the toilet at your friend's house.

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lozza821
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July 18, 2012 7:22pm UTC

Home is where
I can sit on the toilet for however long i desire.

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