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  1. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    We're like fire and gasoline ;
    I'm no good for you, you're no good for me; we only bring each other tears and sorrow.

  2. KATIE28 KATIE28
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 10:47am UTC
    'Cause I wanna wrap you up
    Wanna kiss your lips
    I wanna make you feel wanted
    And I wanna call you mine
    Wanna hold your hand forever
    Never let you forget it
    Yeah, I wanna make you feel wanted
    <3

  3. KenzeeKat13 KenzeeKat13
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Play me a song that makes me wanna roll my windows down and cruise :)

  4. daziamaloney daziamaloney
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 12:42pm UTC
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  5. snoopygirl656 snoopygirl656
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    Feel Old Yet?
    Shrek 1: ----- Came out 11 years ago
    Monsters Inc.: ---- Came out 11 years ago
    Dylan and Cole Sprouse: ---- 20 years old
    Miley Cyrus: --- Engaged
    Hillary Duff: ----- Mom
    That's so Raven: ----- Been off TV for 6 years
    Lizzie McGuire: ---- Ended 9 years ago
    Powerpuff Girls: ----- Came out 14 years ago
    Kim Possible: ---- Last episode was 7 years ago

  6. _JakeyBabey_ _JakeyBabey_
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    You look at your teacher's finger and see a ring and think...
    'who would marry YOU?!'
    By Heather. :'D

  7. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    No pen = no notes
    No notes = no study
    no study = fail
    fail = no diploma
    no diploma = no work
    no work = no money
    no money = no food
    no food = you get skinny
    skinny = then you get ugly
    ugly = no lover
    no lover = no marriage
    no marriage = no children
    no children = alone
    alone = depression
    depression = sickness
    sickness = death
    LESSON:
    Don't loose your pen :)))))

  8. basketballchickkforeveer1 basketballchickkforeveer1
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 11:52am UTC
    That awkward moment when your parents are yelling at you , & You start bursting out laughing and smiling . & They get more mad and ask you why your laughing , when really you just cant take serious moments seriously.

  9. booImMewMew2 booImMewMew2
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 10:31am UTC
    Okay, This is a text between a guy and gal:
    Guy: Hey, did ya hear bout upsexy at school today?
    Girl: What?
    Guy: Upsexy.
    Girl: Whats that?
    Guy: Whats what?
    Girl: What is that???
    Guy: What are you asking me?
    Girl: Whats upsexy?
    Guy: Nothin' much, u? ;P

  10. KenzeeKat13 KenzeeKat13
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 11:01am UTC
    Be a best FRIEND.
    Tell the TRUTH,
    Over use I LOVE YOU
    Go to work, do your BEST &
    Dont outsmart your common sense
    Never let your prayin knees get LAZY
    & LOVE LIKE CRAZY!!


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  12. SharonLane SharonLane
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    November 29, 2012 8:04am UTC
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  13. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    Honestly, I would rather hear a guy say, "I made plans for us." Instead of the usual... "I don`t know, it`s whatever you wanna do.

  14. manimoo9786 manimoo9786
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    Talking to guys you have never met before.
    Why are they so perfect and why do they have to be so far away D:

  15. KatieeLovesYouu KatieeLovesYouu
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    Does Anyone Else
    Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

  16. jpudil jpudil
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    November 15, 2012 10:41am UTC
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  19. Emily* Emily*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    what did obama say when he proposed?
    "Michelle, will you marry me? I don't wanna be obama self."

  20. kaylhaaxo kaylhaaxo
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 9:25am UTC
    Teacher: Why did you not study?
    Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left wi
    th 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.

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