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  1. Lucas Lucas
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 10:54am UTC
    My girlfriend's name is sleep
    and I get some every night. ;)

  2. ThatCoolKid87 ThatCoolKid87
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    when i was a kid..
    shutup bro, i still do that.

  3. Feodor12 Feodor12
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 8:29pm UTC
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    This is how my week goes
    Moooooooonday
    tuuuuuuuuuesdaay
    Weeeeeeednesday
    Thuuuuuuuuursday
    ...
    FridaySaturdaySunday
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    *nmf

  4. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    ""You have grown, I remember " when you were little.."
    "UM..WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"

  5. Countrygal Countrygal
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    Me:YES! That would be an awesome quote!
    ...
    *Spends like 5 minutes trying to find the right format*
    Damn...
    What was that quote?!?!
    nmf

  6. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    Me:
    " hey mom, how is it to have a funny daughter? :D"
    Mom:
    "I don't know ask your grandma."

  7. illBeTheViceIfYoullBeTheVirtue illBeTheViceIfYoullBeTheVirtue
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    div>
    So I just found out that
    ~ My mom has a witty..
    awkward..

  8. AmyEricaa527 AmyEricaa527
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 3:23pm UTC
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    Homecoming = Public Grindfest.
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    NMF

  9. maddo143 maddo143
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    friends are like uggs;
    /// nobody wants the fake ones. ♥

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    Shy people
    Notice EVERYTHING,
    But they don't get noticed.

  11. plush plush happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 4:05pm UTC
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  12. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    Physically i am brunette
    mentally i am blonde

  13. kakakatie kakakatie
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    If the world doesn't end on December 21, 2012,
    I have a feeling that
    a lot of babies will be born around
    September 20th, 2013.
    n m q.

  14. EshaEverlasting EshaEverlasting
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    I wonder if P.Diddy wakes up
    feeling like Kesha.

  15. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    You're just sitting in class
    nodding your head
    When a l l o f a s u d d e n y o u he ar
    "Make sure you know it will be on the test"
    And you're just like
    Wait, what?

  16. SpongeBobW36 SpongeBobW36
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    THE MIRROR LOOKS
    SEXY TODAY
    Holly crap, That's just me.♥
    nmf

  17. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 9:54pm UTC
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  18. ugofirst22 ugofirst22
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    Can I barrow a pencil?
    Sure. But it doesn't have an eraser. Is that ok?'
    Life doesn't have an eraser.
    Dude, that's deep.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. itsAbby itsAbby
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    that moment when,
    the floor is more comfy than the bed

    nmf.

  20. maybaby12 maybaby12
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    RAISING A SEXY BEAST IS HARD.
    My parents would know♥

:)

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