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  1. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    sometimes,
    when i'm really bored...
    i like to lay down
    on my kitchen floor
    and pretend i'm a crumb.
    nmf

  2. ayebaybayilovesummer ayebaybayilovesummer
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment...
    when you sit down and your legs become fat...

  3. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  4. justkidding10 justkidding10
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    that awkward dance
    you do with your thumbs when you dont know what to reply to a text.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. BrownEyesBlackEyeliner BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 12:20pm UTC
    Everyone else on here is like;
    I love him.
    He gave me my hoodie.
    We kissed in the rain.
    And I'm here like,
    "I love my cat..."

  8. followthesefootsteps followthesefootsteps
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    HAVE YOU EVER HAD
    One of those days, where you just hate the world. & Everything, even dropping your pen, just makes you want to break down & cry?
    [♥ ] Tumblr.
    LAYOUT CREDIT TO TWIHARD4EVA1012

  9. yourmom5 yourmom5
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 11:34pm UTC
    awkward.

  10. rosewithnothorns rosewithnothorns
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 11:35pm UTC
    The Annoying Moment When
    your nail polish cap won't come off because the nail polish decided to go and superglue itself together

  11. Your_A_Fail Your_A_Fail
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    Everyone says Snooki is so f a k e,
    I think she's the exact opposite
    She may wear too much makeup & bronzer,
    But she's not afraid of being bigger than a size 2,
    & not only is she not afraid of being bigger than a size 2,
    but she is p r o u d of being "a meatball"
    So think before you call her fake,
    Because she's probably one of the realest people on that show .

  12. liveyourlifexox liveyourlifexox
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    Today, my grandma gave me her facebook password and told me that when she dies, she wants me to go on her facebook and scare my cousins by posting stuff on their walls and commenting on their pictures.
    MLIA
    mylifeisaverage.com

  13. Nikkkiixx3 Nikkkiixx3
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:37pm UTC
    Potatoes have skin.
    I have skin.
    therefore, I'm a potato.

  14. carlee32 carlee32
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 3:19am UTC
    i know i'll be the idiot who
    trips down the isle on my wedding day

  15. mariagrazia1997 mariagrazia1997
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:40pm UTC
    Hurricanes should come more often. Theres SO much food in my house right now!

  16. AubreyAnderson AubreyAnderson
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    Getting a notification on witty is like getting a text message i get so excited over just one! :) <3

  17. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  18. BrandNewLow BrandNewLow
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    That sexy dance you do
    When putting on your skinny jeans. ♥

  19. WillowBrown WillowBrown
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 3:57am UTC
    Some cute boy just winked at mewith both eyes at the same time. o:♥

  20. sweetlove66 sweetlove66
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 12:53am UTC
    Spraying perfume
    and then ...
    running through it like a
    mother f**king ninja♥

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