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beautyinsidexox
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 6:39pm UTC

SHUT UP
& just ask me out
already;♥
nmf

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Sweetheart1196
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February 9, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Awwwww your dating my ex? How cute...I am eating pizza...You want those leftovers too? ;)

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prplesockerninja22
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Hot guy on your right.
Saw him. Faked a sneeze so he'd say bless you to me. Playaa got moves like Jagger!
DAMN, your good. I'm gonna go trip and fall so he'll ask me if I'm ok and touches me.
O You tripped amazingly! But OMG he sees us texting each other......he's on to us! MISSION ABORT!!! MISSION ABORT!!!!! MISSION ABORT!!!

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† HOPE *
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 5:24pm UTC

What Happened To...
[ B.O.Y. ] and [ G. I. R. L. ] <3
Sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.
First comes love, then comes marriage.
And here comes B.O.Y. with the baby carriage.
(:
Now Its Turned Into...
[ B.O.Y. ] and [ G.I.R.L. ] </3
Sitting in a tree.
G.I.R.L. gets c-r-u-s-h-e-d.
First comes heartbreak, then comes hell.
And here comes B.O.Y. with a brand new G.I.R.L.
):
snmqn nmq-

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quotesfromthecore
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 5:44pm UTC

-__________-
whale you be my valentine?
-_________-
yes i whale <3

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sofigarcia
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 1:28pm UTC

Being a teenager means,
Looking as hot as hell to just walk the dog, listening to your iPod while you dance in your underwear, randomly singing your favorite song, sleeping until 2pm, giving makeovers to all your friends, tanning on the roof, waving to people out of the sun-roof of your car, buying jewelry you will never wear from Claire’s, wearing short skirts, pushing your best friend into the pool, screaming “you’re hott!” out the car window to a boy, taking pictures with all your friends, jumping on your bed while talking on the phone, staying up all night just to regret it the next day, stalking a hot guy at the mall with your friends, taking a story and turning it into some huge scene..

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tylerr
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 12:58am UTC

it's funny.
the way you left, without any words.
you just ignored me, expected it to be okay. idk. no one
has ever done that to me before. pretty heartless tho. to
just leave someone like that and be fine. i know, if i did that,
i'd feel pretty fu--ing horrible, as would anyone else, i'm sure.
but hey, it was my fault for trusting you. you played me well,
gooooood job. proud of yourself now? c:

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novabieber4ever
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 4:59pm UTC

*A nerdy guy's phone goes off*
Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
*Everyone laughs*
Nerd: Nope. It was yours.
*Dead silence*.
nmq

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blowpopmafia
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Boy: "it's awkward buying condoms."
Girl: "it's awkward walking around pregnant."

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MaeMae103
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 10:49pm UTC

Watchu talkin' bout fool?!
Admit it..you read that in a gangster voice(;

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marie1616
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 12:18am UTC

Dude,
If she thinks "Wet the bed" means peeing the bed, she's to young for you bro.
format: Paperlung/nmq:)

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idgafSOstfu
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 12:33am UTC

click to see this quote

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ZiZi123
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 4:48pm UTC

I hate when you take a long time to reply to my messages.
it leads me to believe that you're talking to someone better.

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ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 11:29pm UTC

Studies have shown that
134,876,903 people are too
lazy to read this number.

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Rav
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 8:11am UTC

Age 10: I whip my hair back and forth.
Age 16: I pass my blunt back and forth.
Age 30: I drive my kids back and forth.
Age 80: I rock my chair back and forth.

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:58pm UTC

TeenagerPost#114
I get suspicious when I see "All of the above" on a test.
nmf.nmq.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 4:14pm UTC

I want to be the girlfriend
Not the friend, not the confidant , not the other girl, not the friend with benefits,
not the second choice.
I want to be the one who is loved, held, and
who gets the phone calls at night,
and the cute surprises, the kisses on the forehead and the I miss you's.
I want it all

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SiNgForEvEr797
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:19pm UTC

OMG somebody told me you sound like an owl! 0.o
Who? -____-
LMFAO ;)
Fav. if you get it ;D
♥

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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 10:34pm UTC

wanna hear a joke?
one time i got off the computer and went outside.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Put dinner in microwave,
take box out of trash to check how long.
format by jimmy365
nmq!

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