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  1. Letters_To_Me Letters_To_Me
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Y G O L O H C Y S P :
    Now thats what I call reverse psychology.
    Not my quote, got it on Twitter/Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    Saying, "Shut up! No one likes
    you!" when someone points out
    that you're wrong about something.

  3. younghomielovelife younghomielovelife
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    Dear crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on christmas eve, sincerely, you were on my wish list.♥

  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    Things will get easier,
    peoples minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.
    -Ellen.♥

  5. GillyHicks GillyHicks
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    i used to pretend i was asleep after night car-rides to be carried inside. ♥
    not my format.

  6. glcouto22 glcouto22
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 3:57pm UTC
    Are you tired? Because you've been running through my head all day.
    Do you have a bandaid? Because i just scrapped my knees falling for you.
    Your tag is sticking out, and it says "made in Heaven.
    Did you fart? 'Cause you just blew me away.
    Can it get any better?

  7. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    In elementary school:
    "Whatcha doin?"
    "Eatin' chocolate"
    In high school:
    "Whatcha doin?"
    "Your mom."
    format credit to; idance.

  8. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    the awkward moment
    when you go in the closet looking for
    Narnia and come out in Monsters Inc.

  9. shmobillionaires1 shmobillionaires1
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    How awkward;
    Must it have been for
    the guy who invented clapping...
    *clap clap*
    "Dude, what are you doing?"
    "I don't know but it sounds
    encouraging.
    nmq/nmf"

  10. iNCOMPLETE_xx iNCOMPLETE_xx
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. ashbashx3 ashbashx3
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    .
    somtime's,the girl who's been there for everyone else, needs someone to be there for her.
    .

  12. Staybeautiful143 Staybeautiful143
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    Kristen Stewart:
    5 movies
    1 facial expression

  13. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    i'm afraid that i'm the friend
    that everybody secrely hates.
    the one that's annoying.
    the one that no one likes.
    the one that's totally oblivious.
    the one that everyone talkes about
    when they're not around.
    i'm afraid that i don't have any friends.
    -stixbillionsecrets

  14. alexisloveswho77 alexisloveswho77
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    Best part of Halloween?
    [The Halloween town movies.]

  15. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    DEAR SIDEWALK,
    Please get wider...
    SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
    FEELING EXCLUDED.

  16. greenotter7 greenotter7
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    Did you come out of an owl’s mouth, cause you’re a
    hoot♥

  17. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    If you asked me
    how I'm doing, I would say I'm
    doing just fine; I would lie and say that
    you're not on my mind ♥

  18. julieeeee julieeeee
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 12:24pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. tishfayeobrienmwahh tishfayeobrienmwahh
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    how did you get that scar?
    well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.

  20. greenotter7 greenotter7
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    saying "ow"
    When something
    touches you,
    even though
    it didn't
    hurt

    nmf

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