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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Hoodratz Hoodratz
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    I'm only here for the food
    -Autumn

  3. Hoodratz Hoodratz
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    For a good time call Sheniqua.
    na fa fo - fo fo na fa
    -Amna

  4. Hoodratz Hoodratz
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    December 6, 2012 4:06pm UTC
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  5. Hoodratz Hoodratz
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    December 5, 2012 8:00pm UTC
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  6. Santa_Claus Santa_Claus
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    ~Who's been naughty this year?~

  7. TheJewishJesus TheJewishJesus
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:28pm UTC
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  8. Santa_Claus Santa_Claus
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    You better watch out
    You better not cry
    Better not pout
    I'm telling you why
    Santa Claus is coming to town

  9. Santa_Claus Santa_Claus
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 1:01am UTC
    KICKING IT UP AT THE NORTH POLE.

  10. Santa_Claus Santa_Claus
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:02am UTC
    I AM...
    SANTA CLAUS!

  11. TheJewishJesus TheJewishJesus
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Hi I'm the Jewish Jesus.

  12. TheJewishJesus TheJewishJesus
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Hi I'm the Jewish Jesus.

  13. TheJewishJesus TheJewishJesus
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:12am UTC
    kickin' it in heaven.
    piece out homies xoxoxo

  14. TheJewishJesus TheJewishJesus
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:25am UTC
    the angels are getting frisky. #jesusprobz

  15. sociallife29 sociallife29
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    & today
    my friend told me that caffeine is a drug! It's just a legal drug..
    DAMN ! I guess that means I'm an addicted drugee:)
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥

  16. softballlover20 softballlover20
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    Dont You Wanna Stay?Chapter 15We walked up the stairs, to room 407. I knocked three times, and the door opened to a some what tall girl, with long blonde hair, and brown eyes. She was wearing sweat and a tank-top. She let us inside.We both sat on the couch next to the tv."So who are you again?""Seans brother and sister." Michael answered."Cool. Im Ginny.""Im Emily, and this is Michael.""Nice name. I like your hair." She said. She had dye set up everywhere. I was looking at it when she said,"Im doing orange highlights.""Cool." I said, pulling my phone out of my pocket. The news was on, and it was talking about missing people. Sean's name came up, and we all stopped everything and turned to look at the screen."Sean Evers was reported missing about a month ago. He was last seen at a club with Jeffrey McKllien, and Joe Turner.""Joe Mike, JOE!""Joe Joe Joe! Whats his number!?" He asked, whiping out his phone. He dialed the number I was telling him, and called it."Hello?""Yes?""Is this Joe?""Yes it is.""Its Michael. Michael Evers.""Mike!""What happened to Sean.""Jeff. Jeff did it.""Did what!?""T-took him.""What?""He took him in is car, and-and Sean called me, from Jeffs house saying he was spending the night. I never heard back-back from him.""We trusted Jeff..Thanks Joe!" Michael said hanging up."Wait, what just happened?" Ginny asked us."Put the dye back, were going to the police station.""But..""Now."

  17. Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014 Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    Before you act. Listen.Before you react. Think.Before you spend. Earn.Before you criticize. Wait.Before you pray. Forgive.Before you quit. Try.

  18. livelovedancexoxo livelovedancexoxo
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    Fave This Quote And I'll...
    Do Absolutely Nothing Besides Get A Top Quote.


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. XStyleX XStyleX
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    "Do you like it?"
    "Yeah, I l ove it"
    When you think
    i t looks like crap .

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