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1. gmarie
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2012 11:53am UTC
   GUESS WHO!
   A young boy is orphaned
   And sent to live with his uncle
   Then, on one very special birthday
   His life becomes an adventure.
   Guided by an elderly wizard
   And aided by his best friends,
   He sets off to defeat the Dark Lord
   Who was killed, but lives on
   Because he has poured his evil soul
   Into inanimate object(s)
   He must destroy it/them in order to
   Kill the Dark Lord once and for all.
   Fave for Harry Potter
   Comment for Frodo Baggins
   
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2. gmarie
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2012 8:58pm UTC
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   It's the little things
   about HIM that
   I always remember...
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   ❤
   
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3. gmarie
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2012 7:55pm UTC
   I dare someone to come to my school this winter
   Dressed as Santa
   And to point at a each group of s/utty girls
   And say:
   Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!
   MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
   
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4. gmarie
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2012 7:17pm UTC
   Just a Random Story...
   So my school is really cold like all the time
   So I bring handwarmers.
   Apparently the guy I like was cold too...
   Cuz he asked to borrow my handwarmer
   I said sure
   He asked if he could keep it
   I said noooo cuz my hands are cold
   So he kissed it (ik weird but he was trying to be funny) and was like now can I keep it?
   And I was like no, grabbed it, and kissed it back
   We both cracked up and I let him keep it.
   Stupid story but ya know...
   
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5. gmarie
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2012 8:03pm UTC
   Sometimes we should apologize,
   Not because we were wrong,
   And not because they were right,
   But because we value the relationship
   More than our own pride.
   Lol nooo I'll apologize if you give me cookies.
   
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6. gmarie
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2012 7:47pm UTC
   tbh = to be honest
   Here's the definition of
   HONEST
   Honest: truthful, sincere, and genuine
   (Just wanted to clarify that to those who write tbh and come out with complete and utter lies...)
   
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7. gmarie
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   October 16, 2012 6:39pm UTC
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8. gmarie
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2012 6:29pm UTC
   I hate when people fight about religion.
   Here is the definition of religion: A set of morals dictated by your beliefs. Just think about it. Throw Christianity out the window. Throw Judaism out the window. Throw Islam out the window. Throw Hinduism out the window. Throw Buddhism out the window. Now look at yourself. Think about your morals. What do you think is right? What do you think is wrong? Now there's your religion. It is unique to you and you alone. You can believe what you want. It may be influenced by an institution such as the Church, but that isn't your religion. Your religion is all that YOU believe in. This means not ALL Christians are against gay people. Not ALL Muslims hate Jews and Christians. Because religion is about you and how you think, not anyone else or the way that they think.
   
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9. gmarie
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   October 13, 2012 5:52pm UTC
   "A young man should be charming, witty,
   and well educated in the classics. He should
   dance, sing, play music, and write poetry."
   I think that's the smartest thing my history
   textbook has in it...
   
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10. gmarie
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Ladies and Gentlemen,
    We now have a new number:
    800 MILLION BILLION!!!!
    Thanks to vice president Joe Biden
    I'm just so glad to know we have such intelligent people in charge of the USA...
    
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11. gmarie
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    A picture may be worth a thousand words,
    but his name is worth a thousand pictures.
    ♡ ♡ ♡
    
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12. gmarie
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    It was a compliment...
    and so of course, not true!
    - Merry Brandybuck
    
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13. gmarie
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 7:09am UTC
    OMGGGGG!!!!!
    WHO ELSE SAW THAT THERE WAS AN AD FOR LWWY ON WITTY??????
    THANK YOU STEEEEEEVE
    
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14. gmarie
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Just Jacksgap things...
    Finn, Finn, the better twin,
    He looks like Jack, Jack looks like him!
    Yeah! Yeah!
    If you have any idea what this means and love Finn too, just know that he's mine because I married him in AmberBailey's story. End of discussion. Jk I'd like to hear your argument so go for it.
    
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15. gmarie
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    ❤Andreas Bourani ❤
    Does anyone know who this is?
    
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16. gmarie
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Am I really the only one who finds the German language beautiful? Just comment if you do too because I really want to know!
    
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17. gmarie
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Hey!
    You!
    Yeah you!
    The one reading this!
    Go check out bowtiesandfezzes's story.
    It's really really really really good.
    PLEASE. READ. IT.
    
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18. gmarie
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    My favorite love story
    Is the story of my Grandmom and Pop-Pop
    I don't care if you don't read this
    Or if you only read some of it.
    All I care is that the person who needs to read it reads it
    And remembers that true love does exist.
    In 1954, a 14-year-old girl named Nancy got a job working Saturday mornings at the Bristol Farmer's Market. As she waited for customers to come by, she scanned the stands around hers. Directly across from her was a peach stand. She examined the fruit, noticing that it was just slightly overripe. Her eyes traveled slowly upward, and to her surprise, locked with the eyes of a boy, who seemed to be about her age. He gave her a cheeky grin and she raised her eyebrows. Probably just some silly teenage boy playing with her mind and hoping for a chance with her heart. She looked down, and immediately jerked it back up again as the boy spoke to her, "What's your name?" "What's yours?" she replied, reluctant to trust him. "I'm Joe," he said. She decided to give him an answer. "I'm Nancy." "Nancy," he said, trying out the name. "Would you like a peach?" And with that he tossed on of the overly ripened fruits her direction. "Eeeeek!!!" she screamed, ducking. She couldn't catch for her life. The peach splattered all over her, covering her clothes and skin with a sticky, sweet juice. "Ohh!!!!" she exclaimed. The boy, Joe, laughed, but asked her if she was alright. She said she was fine and hurriedly wiped the fruit off. The two of them began talking...........
    4 years later, Nancy married Joe. In the years following, they had 4 children. I never met my Pop-Pop, but from every picture I've ever seen, and every story I've ever heard, he loved her with all his heart. "You could see it in his eyes," my aunt said. "And you could hear it in his every word to her." I'm sure he would have loved to grow old with my grandmother, and share so many more happy memories. But sadly, his life was cut short by cancer when he was only 59 years old. I know he's been watching over us though. When I was born, for the first month or so, I always slept with my hands folded over my chest, just like he always had. Though I never met him, I love him for always being so good to my grandmom who is the absolute nicest person I know. And I thank him for restoring my faith in true love.
    ❤
    
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19. gmarie
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Put things in neat piles
    to make your M e S s appear
    O|R|G|A|N|I|Z|E|D
    (even though it's not)
    
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20. gmarie
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    * * * * * * * * * * * **
    Winter is Coming.
    * * * * * * * * * * * **
    
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