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MGordonn
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August 31, 2011 6:51pm UTC

If Spongebob is the main character,
why is Patrick the star?

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muffinsandwitty7557
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August 30, 2011 7:05pm UTC

[ ] Team Edward
[ ] Team Jacob
[x] Team guy who almost hit Bella with his van
~

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i_be_ballin_212
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August 30, 2011 6:37pm UTC

Expectation:
I'm sleepy.
Come fall asleep in my arms.
.
Reality:
I'm sleepy.
Then go to bed.
nmf.

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creativeusername97
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August 30, 2011 6:17pm UTC

Beyonce & Jay-Z
~
are expecting a baby.
that kid is gonna have everything.
....except a last name.
~facebook

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xkelsrox918
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August 2, 2011 12:13am UTC

░░░░
Im not as
think as you
drunk i am♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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redapple7592
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August 2, 2011 12:14am UTC

I'm in love.
And even though it's the worst thing in the world , it makes me so happy .♥

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YoureBeautiful13
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August 2, 2011 12:06am UTC

Screw society;;
dare to be different
You're beautiful just they way you are

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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iantonia11
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August 1, 2011 11:54pm UTC

Attacking the refresh button,
when witty's down.♥

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annawashere
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July 31, 2011 11:03pm UTC

harry potter quote #51
harry potter: albus severus, you were named after two headmasters of hogwarts. one of them was a slytherin and he was probably the bravest man i've ever met.
fave this if you love severus snape :)

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twihard4eva1012
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July 31, 2011 11:15pm UTC

95% of highschool friendshipss
don't survive after graduation .
c l i c k t h e [♥ ] i f you wa n t to be p a r t o f the 5% tha t d o e s (:
LAYOUT CREDIT TO TWIHARD4EVA1012

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