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  1. Santababy Santababy
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 2:10pm UTC
    I'll love you till my heart stops beating
    Till the ends of time
    With every breathe and every kiss
    Ur always on my mind<3
    Click the heart:)

  2. Salinski12 Salinski12
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 2:12pm UTC
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  3. fallin4you34 fallin4you34
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 2:13pm UTC
    When Life Gives You Lemons Throw em' Back And Yell "I want Mangos!!"


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  5. AcousticAngela AcousticAngela
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 2:15pm UTC
    WORRY
    IS LIKE A ROCKING CHAIR.
    It keeps you busy,
    BUT GETS YOU NOWHERE.
    Format Credit: CMPSunday- redoing a quote that became messed up.


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  7. Twerd_for_Life_21 Twerd_for_Life_21
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 2:20pm UTC
    Love,
    is like a needle and thread
    pulling two things together
    for as long as it can hold♥
    -credit to phenomenal for the format.
    credit also to my bf jake for coming up with this♥


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  9. Salinski12 Salinski12
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 2:22pm UTC
    Call me Mr. Gangstuhh; I can't find a belt shop. :)

  10. 3oh3_is_my_life 3oh3_is_my_life
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2009 3:06am UTC
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  12. onemoreserenity52 onemoreserenity52
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2010 12:49am UTC
    when your girlfriend has
    TaylorSwift
    l y r i c s a s h e r s t a t u s ,
    you know >>you’re either doing
    [ something very right,] or
    something very wrong.

  13. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  14. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    BOOKS
    CUTE NOTES
    RAIN
    LONGNIGHTS
    WARMTH
    BIGSWEATERS
    YUMMY
    FOOD
    INTERESTING
    PEOPLE//
    SUNRISES
    FRIENDS
    ALL THE SMALL THINGS
    LAUGTER
    CUTE GUYS
    CREATIVITY
    GOOD MOVIES
    CHOC OLATE
    I C E CREAM
    {INSPIR --ATION}
    HOB BIES
    EXPLOR -ATION
    WEEK ENDS
    CA KE
    LYRICS THAT
    MEAN SOMETHING
    »CARDS«
    FORT UNES
    GLAS -SES
    CAN DLES
    FRESH BAKED
    GOOD JOKES
    FRI} {ENDS
    HAPPY ENDINGS
    FEEL INGS
    CATCHY //TUNES
    GO OD
    MU SIC

    HIS VOICE
    SNOW DAYS
    GUITARS
    BUTTER
    -FLIES
    TEA
    ACCEPTANCE
    GAMES
    SEASONS
    MYTH
    ART
    STICKEY
    NOTES
    YOURSELF

  15. March_25_ily March_25_ily
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 2:36pm UTC
    And there we were;;
    sitting on his bed, working on our english assignment. it was
    awkward being at his house, considering we stopped being friends
    a few years ago. but even so, i can't say i didn't like it.
    he stopped writing and said, just out of the blue,
    "why aren't we friends anymore?"
    he took me by complete surprise. i didn't know what to say. so i simply said
    "because we just gave up trying."
    "trying what?"
    "Look, you're popular. you've been the football guarterback since i've known
    you. you have girls who'd do anything to date you. you're a straight-A student.
    to the untrained eye, you're basically the perfect teenage boy. but me? i'm
    not popular, i just have my close friends. i'm not beautiful, maybe not even
    pretty. i'm not great at sports or anything. i can barely pass the mile
    run in gym class. i do alright in school, but i'm no genius. and guys
    aren't exactly fighting to ask me out. we were total opposites. i'm not even
    sure how what made us friends in the first place. but whatever it was,
    wasn't strong enough to last long."
    he looked at me seriously for a long time, taking in what i had said.
    "I know why we became friends." he finally said.
    "Why, then." i asked.
    "because on the first day of middle school, when you walked into homeroom,
    i almost stopped breathing. you were beautiful. you were wearing those faded jeans
    and green tank top. you had you're hair in a ponytail and weren't wearing any make-up.
    and you didn't know anyone in our class, but you still just came in and sat down next to me,
    smiled, and said "hey, i'm erin, what's your name?" and i could smell your rasberry shampoo
    and see the friendship bracelet on your right arm. and right at that moment, i knew."
    "..knew what?" i asked, amazed.
    "Right at that moment, i knew, that you were the girl i wanted to be
    in my life forever <3

  16. smilimoose smilimoose
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC
    A man was in a locker room,
    changing after playing golf.
    Suddenly, his phone rang.
    He put it on speaker for
    the rest of the guys to hear.
    "Hey hun!" A woman said.
    "Hey babe." The man said.
    "Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
    The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
    "Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
    "Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
    "Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
    "Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
    "Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
    "Bye." He shut the phone.
    Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
    Then the man said....
    "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

  17. morganashley morganashley
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2009 2:08am UTC
    hey guys.
    my best friend was
    just diagnosed with lukemia... ):
    so, for every heart/favorite i get,
    i'm going to donate a dollar to
    any cancer foundation that i can.
    this is not a joke you guys...
    i wouldn't joke about this...
    i'm sort of trying to
    raise awareness as well.
    so please!
    favorite this quote?

  18. FruitBoxKid1 FruitBoxKid1
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 8:45am UTC
    I HAVEN'T CUT MYSELF IN 4 DAYS!
    I know thats really not that long
    but it's an achievement for me
    &+ I'm feeling rather proud of myself
    so I thought I'd share.
    :)

  19. charcharxo12 charcharxo12
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 10:44pm UTC
    Boy: How come you’ve never had a boyfriend?
    Girl: Because i'm not allowed to yet.
    Why don't you have a girlfriend?
    Boy: Because you’re not allowed to have a boyfriend yet

  20. mshaw334 mshaw334
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:31pm UTC
    A friend will take you to CVS to buy a pregnancy test,
    A best friend will stand outside the bathroom s c r e a m i n g
    * Name it after me ! ! !
    Quote Credit To MM_areyummyintummy

:)

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