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gigi58

1. gigi58
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 10:44pm UTC
   *fart sound*
   friend: did you just fart?
   me: no, it was my shoe see?
   *starts rubbing shoe with the floor*
   (the sound still not the same)
   friend: *starts laughing*
   me: I sware! Just wait. *keeps rubbing shoe*
   
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2. gigi58
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2012 5:16pm UTC
   Why do
   all cartoons have to wear the same clothes all the time?
   
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3. gigi58
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 11:01pm UTC
   That way
   your fingers get wrinkled after you shower
   
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4. gigi58
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2012 3:24am UTC
   I just
   Love him
   
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5. gigi58
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2012 2:46am UTC
   Stepping in your dog's foot
   and feeling like the worse person ever
   
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6. gigi58
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2012 10:04pm UTC
   Has anyone else clicked "done" in draw something by mistake when they reslly meant to click in the little trash can?
   
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7. gigi58
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2012 4:16pm UTC
   When I'm home alone
   I secretly drink soda from the bottle
   
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8. gigi58
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 9:10pm UTC
   √ Seen 8:10 PM
   And he still doesn't answer...
   
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9. gigi58
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 2:10pm UTC
   That voice
   you do when you're laughing
   
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10. gigi58
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 2:07am UTC
    Creating an amazing song in the shower,
    Forgetting it when you get out..
    
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11. gigi58
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    This always happens to me:
    person: can you give me food?
    me: no
    person: please
    me: no
    *person goes to anoher person*
    person: can you give me some food?
    another person: sure!
    person: *to me* see? she is nice enough to give me food!
    
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12. gigi58
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 12:59am UTC
    I don't always do amazing things
    But when I do, nobody sees them.
    
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13. gigi58
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    I was going to do something
    but I'm still not done with soing nothing from yesterday
    
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14. gigi58
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Am I the only one who
    thinks my mom treats me like her little slave?
    
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15. gigi58
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 11:00am UTC
    Sometimes when I say "I'm okay",
    I want someone to look
    me in the eyes, and say,
    here are some 1D tickets
    
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16. gigi58
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    0.01% of Germs,
    Y U NO die?
    
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17. gigi58
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 12:45am UTC
    I hate it when my parents are arguing with me at the car.
    They give me a 5-minute speech and then they stop talking.
    Just when I think they'll stop yelling at me, they start yelling again after 2 minutes.
    
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18. gigi58
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    I don't care what they say about one direction, big time rush, or other bands,
    I'll always love
    Justin Bieber
    
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19. gigi58
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 3:15am UTC
    When you were little,
    you didn't know what the grown ups were laughing about
    so you just started laughing by yourself not-knowing why.
    
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20. gigi58
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Baby, promise me you'll never love another woman.
    I can't promise you that.
    What are you talking about?
    She's younger than you and looks like you.
    Aaaawww you're so sweet... and will she call me mom?
    Well it depends... does your sister call you mom?
    nmf
    
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