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thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong
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February 27, 2012 10:30pm UTC

If you like me, I like you.
If you feed me, I love you.

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saraelizabeth12345
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February 26, 2012 1:03pm UTC

I wonder what the guy i'm going to marry is doing right now!
.....
Oh, thats right... I forgot I'm forever alone.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hermione23katniss
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February 25, 2012 2:39pm UTC

Why do people
have accents when they speak but not when they sing?

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xoprettylittlesmileox
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February 25, 2012 2:35pm UTC

There was a girl that goes to my school that died yesterday because of cancer.
R.I.P. Hannah.
You will never be forgotten.
2/24/12

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thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong
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February 26, 2012 9:16am UTC

Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
-tumblr(:

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thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong
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February 26, 2012 9:21am UTC

Ken: I love you Barbie.
Barbie:
Ken:
Barbie:
Ken: That's the part where you say 'I love you too'.
Barbie: I don't love you. Have you seen the One Direction dolls?
-tumblr

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thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong
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February 26, 2012 11:03am UTC

Everything magically appears when your mom looks for it.
MOM, I LOST
ONE DIRECTION

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 2:50pm UTC

I wish I was
One of those girls
Who could take a picture at any time
And still look beautiful .
© ThatsSoMeee :)

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soccerloverx03x
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December 27, 2011 10:05pm UTC

1-10 how much do you like me?
8. Turn that 8 sideways and that's how much i love you.♥
omg♥
fav if you get it(:♥

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Jade672
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December 27, 2011 3:29pm UTC

Waking up for school:(-_-)
Waking up on a holiday: \( 'O' )/

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tylerr
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December 29, 2011 12:24am UTC

#1 rule during arguments:
if you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

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taytayx311
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December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC

You text him ,he doesn't te xt
back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

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TheBrokenSmile
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January 2, 2012 1:45pm UTC

having too much memories,
with your best friend and not even
remembering how you met them in the first place..♥
nmf

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tylerr
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January 2, 2012 2:26am UTC

click to see this quote

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soccerloverx03x
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January 2, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Doing something weird and thinking
THIS is why I don't have a boyfriend.
format credit: livsbestfriendryan

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ThatsSoMeee
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January 2, 2012 2:17pm UTC

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lexidanielle_xo
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January 2, 2012 7:28am UTC

my two main moods are
"I HATE EVERYONE" and
"i want someone to love me."

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tylerr
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January 2, 2012 6:29am UTC

i would take my anger out on your face,
but it looks like your genetics have put it through enough suffering already.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 2:29pm UTC

When you are in a croweded place
And hear people behind you laugh,
There is always a part of you
That thinks they are laughing at you.
© ThatsSoMeee :)

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