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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    STOP.
    BREATHE.
    CRY IF YOU MUST.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    tonight
    i rolled the
    windows
    down even
    though it was
    freezing & I
    turned the
    radio up and I
    let the cold
    air whip my hair
    around. i
    smiled because it's
    winter and i'm
    not even sad.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    you know
    it's over when:
    y o u f e e l m o r e i n
    l o v e w i t h y o u r
    m e m o r i e s
    t h a n w i t h t h e
    p e r s o n s t a n d i n g
    r i g h t i n f r o n t o f y o u .
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    someone: what are your plans for the weekend
    me: who knows
    me: (i know)
    me: (i'm not leaving the house)
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    f∞d.

  6. DiaryOfALonelyGirl DiaryOfALonelyGirl
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment mother..

  7. alliecat2323 alliecat2323
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Doing something
    totally random
    while you're home
    alone and suddenly
    stopping, because
    you feel there are
    security cameras
    watching you. ♥

  8. cherrycarey96 cherrycarey96
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:49am UTC
    Love yourself ♥
    Accept yourself ♥
    Forgive yourself ♥
    & be good to yourself
    because without you, the rest of us are without a source of many wonderful things. ♥

  9. vaginiall vaginiall
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    A boy piggybacking his girl friend
    Girl: I was thinking.. What if one day I get so fat you can't carry me?
    Boy: Then I can get just as fat, and we can roll around together

  10. beelynng beelynng
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Yesterday, my brothers and i were at our county fair. We were walking past a group of younger kids, when this one girl dropped her phone. it broke, and all her "friends" started laughing and calling her clumsy and stupid.
    one of my brothers, gage, walked over to her and pushed the other kids away. he bent down, picked up the pieces, and offered to fix her phone for her.
    For the next couple hours, she walked around with us. gage kept calling her pretty and riding rides with her. when she left, she had this amazing smile glued on her face. I've never been more proud.

  11. xPoptartStealerx xPoptartStealerx
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    The first day of school is always a fashion show
    the rest of the year?
    a pajama party!
    nmq

  12. TheWrittenInfection TheWrittenInfection
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    If One Direction were Zoo animals:
    Harry: The lion with a huge mane that roars at everyone
    Niall: The hyena that laughs for no reason, but everyone finds it amusing
    Zayn: The snake that just sits there and stares at you because we both know it's too cool for you
    Liam:The fluffy bunny that just hops arouns exitedly and loves eveyrone
    Louis: The pink flamingo with one foot up because it's so freaking gay

  13. momentsinlife momentsinlife
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    *at resteraunt*
    sign: no shirt, no shoes, no service
    me: *whispers" heeeey... moooom
    mom: what.
    me: *still whispering* we dont have to wear pants
    mom: shut up. youre embarassing me.

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Fine. Don't respond to my text.
    I like food better than I like you anyways.
    nfm/fmq

  15. vaginiall vaginiall
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 8:37pm UTC
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  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    random person: that's so gay
    someone: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT
    JUST SAY THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY.
    YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER
    IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL
    AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE.
    GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT,
    I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND
    THROWN INTO A VOLCANO.
    someone: That's so gay
    gay person: I know right

  17. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    500 faves, 0 comments.
    My thoughts: A top quote. SWEET.
    36 faves, 456 comments
    My thoughts: Sh/ts going down.

  18. TheWrittenInfection TheWrittenInfection
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Liam: you're insecure
    Me: Hell yeah, I am
    Liam: don't know what for
    Me: well, I'm ugly and awkward...
    Liam: you're turnin heads when you walk through the door
    Me: because people are surprised to see a deformed potato walking
    Liam: don't need makeup to cover up
    Me: you're right. Nothing will help this face
    Liam: being the way that you are is enough
    Me: yeah, enough to get laughed at
    Liam: that's it. I give up on this chick!

  19. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    My life:
    wait for christmas
    wait for spring break/easter
    wait for summer
    Repeat.

  20. Soccerbabe23 Soccerbabe23
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Wanting a boy
    to give you a piggy-back ride
    but you're afraid
    you're too heavy.

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