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  1. conversel0ver conversel0ver
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Guy: I heard you like bad guys. (:
    Girl: Um Yeah?
    Guy: Not to impress you or anything, but my parents told me to sleep at 10, but I slept at 10:01. ;D
    Girl: Omg, you're a rebel!♥

  2. XxneoncookiexX XxneoncookiexX
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    I don't wanna be a chicken
    I don't wanna be a duck
    So i shake my butt
    Format by twilightgirl995
    FAVE IF YOU SANG IT!!


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. xotaracarr* xotaracarr*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 8:21am UTC
    Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!
    Wow, I guess he is the one that got away.
    Something must have happened last Friday night.
    Maybe he wanted some other California girl.
    Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!
    That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.
    She must be wide awake now..

  5. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    GETTING HOME ON A FRIDAY♥
    skinny jeans off- sweat pants on.
    Hair up- makeup down.
    Butt meet couch-mouth meet food.
    Cell phone on the left-Ipod on the right.
    Headphones in- World out.
    Sleep the rest of the day-party the rest of the night.
    all mine♥

  6. ashbashx3 ashbashx3
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 6:13am UTC
    She needs make-up to cover up because society taught her how she is, isn't enough.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Keep this in mind
    One day,there's going to be a guy
    Who's going to love you , your body, your smile
    They way you walk , the way you talk , the way you laugh.
    He's going to love you and you are going to feel confident
    and on top of the world
    One day , you won't feel insecure.
    Your day is coming,
    I promise.

  8. CookieMonster6472 CookieMonster6472
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Your motto may be YOLO
    But mine will forever be
    Hakuna Matata..

  9. BeKaHlYnN BeKaHlYnN
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    What to do before I die.
    If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
    Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
    Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
    Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
    Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
    Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
    Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
    Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
    Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
    Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
    Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
    Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
    Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
    Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
    Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
    Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
    Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

  10. GreenMariLoves GreenMariLoves
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    Find someone
    who can change
    your life, and
    not just your
    relationship status.

  11. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    I am lost without you by my side.
    Having a heart & being afraid
    to love someone is like
    having wings & being afraid to fly.
    Take a chance in life.

  12. cherrycarey96 cherrycarey96
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    Boy: ._________________________________________________. whale you be my girlfriend?
    Girl: .______________. dolphinately.
    ^not mine, just thought it was adorable ♥

  13. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    ------------------------
    TURN THE LIGHTS OUT NOW
    NOW I'LL TAKE YOU BY THE HAND
    HAND YOU ANOTHER DRINK
    DRINK IT IF YOU CAN
    CAN YOU SPEND A LITTLE TIME
    TIME IS SLIPPING AWAY
    AWAY FROM US SO STAY
    STAY WITH ME I CAN MAKE
    MAKE YOU GLAD YOU CAME
    ------------------------

  14. suprize123 suprize123
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    Favorite this quote if..
    you're going through something that no one could
    ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
    so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.

  15. theonethatgotawayxo theonethatgotawayxo
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    you woke up this morning,
    be grateful for that.

  16. animefreak6420 animefreak6420
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Study
    The act of texting, eating, and watching t.v with an open textbook nearby

  17. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good.
    Fish: *opens the door*
    Patrick: I LOVE YOU.

  18. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    i love it when
    guys play with little kids,
    it's the most adorable amd sweetest thing
    ever.

  19. btrusherx3 btrusherx3
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    I prefer sweat pants over yoga pants.
    I prefer hoodies over dressing up.
    I prefer rain over sunshine.
    I prefer sleep over going out every night.
    I prefer vans (sneakers) over heels.
    I prefer music over tv.
    I prefer my best friend over him.
    I prefer me over who i'm not.

  20. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    saying:"shut up no one likes you!"when someone corrects you. ♥

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