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  1. FlynnRegis FlynnRegis
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    Suck my dick!
    - Get one first.
    ;)

  2. mattieismegacool mattieismegacool
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 3:56pm UTC
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  3. kattquotes12 kattquotes12
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    
    The walk of
    shame..
    When you throw PAPER AT A
    BIN AND MISS.
    click the '♥ ' if that ever
    happens to you..
    ' ' "'""""""""

  4. IMAREALGbroa IMAREALGbroa
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    So my boyfriend thinks that
    Star wars is better than
    Winnie the Pooh.
    Prove him wrong?
    Fav for Winnie the Pooh.
    Comment for Star Wars..
    :)

  5. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Nice tan,
    What's your race? Carrot?

  6. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    prettiEst girl's
    on witty?
    ♥every. single. one. of. you.♥

  7. rockstarrxx13 rockstarrxx13
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    Me: Mom, I'm hungry
    Mom: Well why don't you go get some----
    Me: Nevermind I'm not hungry anymore :P
    Lol am I the only person that does this?
    *notmyformat

  8. taylor_ taylor_
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    I love you.
    It's as simple as that. No bright colors, no pretty backgrounds. I love you, just that. If you really love someone, you love them. You don't need to put it in fancy colors or fonts. They don't matter. All that matters is you and me, and nothing else. So why do so many of us need to make this saying look pretty? It's the thought that counts, not the appearance, right? If that's true, a simple black and white "I love you" should mean the world. So,
    I love you,
    It's as simple as that.
    If you read all of this, thank you(: It means a lot to me(:

  9. agsoccer1215 agsoccer1215
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 7:03pm UTC
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  12. kaylamacaione kaylamacaione
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 11:11pm UTC
    "Dude she just called you mexican"
    "Oh hell no, hold my cell phone!"
    "what does that have to do with being mexican?"
    "Absolutely nothing, why?"
    "Nothing... I just thought since you were mexican, you'd be holding a taco or something.."

  13. NLG6 NLG6
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    "Domino's pizza is now made with real cheese!"
    ... wtf were you using before??

  14. TheCherryChicas TheCherryChicas
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    i wonder how people would react
    if i walked into Sea World with a fishing pole?

  15. TwilightEmo TwilightEmo
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    " This is me praying that
    This was the very first page
    Not where the story line ends
    My thoughts will echo your name
    Until I see you again
    These are the words I held back
    As I was leaving too soon
    I was enchanted to meet you "
    ♪♫♪

  16. sexayshorty sexayshorty
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2010 1:44pm UTC
    Olive you...<3

  17. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  18. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  19. dvllahbbs31 dvllahbbs31
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 8:56am UTC
    Police officer pulls over speeding driver:
    Officer:
    Papers?
    Driver:
    Scissors! I win!
    Officer:
    Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to
    step out of the car please.

  20. liveyahlife77 liveyahlife77
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    The only guy who deserves you.. is the one who thinks he doesn't. ♥ ♥

:)

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