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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. jessieduff09 jessieduff09
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 4:52pm UTC
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  3. BFAB BFAB
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 8:39am UTC
    I got five fingers for a reason.
    I have my pinky to make promises and always keep them.
    I have my ring finger for that one special guy who will come along.
    I have my middle finger to tell those b*tches not to push me over.
    I have my index finger to point out my all my amazing family and friends.
    And I have my thumb to show everyone I'm all good.

  4. xolissa4xo xolissa4xo
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    PAPA,
    you werent just my bestfriend you were the best grandfather i could ever ask for.
    when ever i walked in ur the room you would tell me how beautiful i looked or how i smelt good.
    you laughed at everything i said. you had the best advice.
    you are filled with wisom and smarts and your safe now.
    WE ALL LOVE YOU SOO MUCH<3
    R.I.P PAPA. NOV.29.2011.

  5. iLuvYou4ever iLuvYou4ever
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    Dear Santa,
    For Christmas
    I Would Like. . .
    Actually, Scratch that. Jump on your sleigh go to Afghanistan, Irag, and wherever our troops are and bring them home. If anyone deserves anything for Christmas it's them. They deserve to come home for the holiday and be with the people they love.

  6. gab24 gab24
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 1:50pm UTC
    Pretty girl: How juicy is he?
    Fat girl (me): How juicy is that steak?
    Pretty girl: Wow i want a peice of him.
    Fat girl (me): Wow i wnt a peice of that cake.
    fave if you love food more than boys
    quote by danielle. a.k.a BFAB.

  7. Ilikechickenx0 Ilikechickenx0
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 1:40am UTC
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  8. Ilikechickenx0 Ilikechickenx0
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    Today, I went to my boyfriends football game . He ditched the game to hang out with me, we held hands and walked down the field. He held me close & said I'll love you forever. You're all I've been searching for.
    JK.
    I walked under the bleachers by myself :p

  9. Ilikechickenx0 Ilikechickenx0
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 8:27pm UTC
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  10. Ilikechickenx0 Ilikechickenx0
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    some people are like
    *Slinkys*
    they only put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs..

  11. Ilikechickenx0 Ilikechickenx0
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 12:35am UTC
    Just because you put a pretty shirt over your muffin top,
    does not make it a cup cake!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. Ilikechickenx0 Ilikechickenx0
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 10:04pm UTC
    "I can make your bed rock"
    Uhm I have a tempurpedic...

  13. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    I just saw a commercial
    for the Kardashian clothing
    line at sears. I wonder how
    long the return policy is.
    72 days?
    format; ohhshanappp

  14. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    That FML moment when
    you hop into bed, get under your covers, then realized you forgot to turn off the light

  15. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 4:27pm UTC
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  16. ItsRaqquel98 ItsRaqquel98
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    Only if life
    had a quit
    button


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. xhighwayunicorn xhighwayunicorn
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    November 2, 2011 6:23pm UTC
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  20. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    format credit to; idance.
    I keep my friends close,
    and my enemies on a leash like, me and my haters are literally siamese.
    -wale.♥

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