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piranhasmile21
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March 29, 2012 4:44pm UTC

Me: *at a friends house*
Friend's mom: Honey, did you leave the milk out?
Friend: No.
Friends mom: Dont lie. Just tell me if you left it out.
Friend: But I didnt!!
Friends mom: It will go bad if you leave it out!!!
Friend: IT WASNT ME!!
Friends mom: *arguing*
Friend* arguing*
Me: *thinking* IT WAS ME!

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xoJianaxo3
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March 29, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Kissing a girl on the cheek= Cute
Kissing a girl on the mouth= awesome
Kissing a girl in front of her ex= BOSS.

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Angiebabe16
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March 29, 2012 7:32pm UTC

I stepped on a froot loop...
now I'm a cereal killer

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Skyblue42
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March 29, 2012 8:13pm UTC

I was on the bus on my way to the mall, when a homeless man sat next to me.
He saw that I was looking at the bouquet of flowers he held, and told me that they were for his wife, because today was her birthday. As he got off the bus he walked into the cemetery, and place the flowers on his wife's grave.
A love that never dies.

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aperfectlittlegirl01
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March 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Fav if you think this is cute :) ♥
•______________________•
Whale you go out with me?
Dolphinatley :)

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MayWinner
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March 29, 2012 7:02pm UTC

I never realized how many "fave if" quotes there were,
Until Steve made the rule against them.

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eskimokisses
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March 29, 2012 7:14pm UTC

-----------♥-----------
Hoodie; I wear that
Skittles; I eat that
Arizona; I drink that
Trayvon Martin; he didn't deserve that
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gray22
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March 29, 2012 4:23pm UTC

My mom called
Niall Horan
A geek....
Guess who got sent out
of my room?
;)

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xEmmax
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March 29, 2012 8:23pm UTC

Being with your friends,
And cussing like you're Jenna Marbles.

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nystar96
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March 30, 2012 4:05pm UTC

That Awkward
Moment:
when your teacher sees you kiss your boyfriend

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OriginalityIsDead
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March 29, 2012 3:23pm UTC

"Now made with real cheese!"
Well wait, what the f*ck was I eating before?

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xowonderstruckxo
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March 27, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Have a nice life.
I'm done trying to be in it.

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November 25, 2011 2:17pm UTC

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YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis
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March 26, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Me: Can I have your babies?
Josh Hutcherson:...What?
Me: Can I have your autograph?
Josh Hutcherson: Oh, I thought you said something else
Me: What'd you think I said?
Josh Hutcherson: Can I have your babies.
Me: Hell yeah lets get to it.

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nicoleypoleyoley
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March 27, 2012 3:23pm UTC

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Girls.. or boys.. i know you want to go out and have fun. But don't get in the car with someone who has been drinking or driving. these things happen everyday to normal people like me or you.
nmq; nicoleypoleyoley

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xele91097x
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March 27, 2012 2:22pm UTC

website: please type in the following code to verify if you are human.
me: oh crap I forgot I was a t-rex

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