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  1. juicylouisprada juicylouisprada
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    Thirty Day Challenge!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Letters:
    Day 1 - Your Best Friend
    Day 2 - Your Crush
    Day 3 -Your Parent
    Day 4 - Your Sibling
    Day 5 - Your Dreams
    Day 6 - A stranger
    Day 7 - Your Ex-Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Love/Crush
    Day 8 - Your Fav. Internet friend
    Day 9 - Someone You Wish You Could meet/
    Day 10 - SOmeone you don't talk to as much as you'd like too
    Day 11 - A Deceased Person you wish you could talk to
    Day 12 - The person you hate most/caused you a lot of pain
    Day 13 - Someone you wish could forgive you
    Day 14 - Someone you've drifted away from
    Day 15 - The person you miss the most
    Day 16 - Someone thats not in your state/country
    Day 17 - Someone from your childhood
    Day 18 - The person that you wish you could be
    Day 19 - Someone that pesters your mind
    Day 20 - The one that broke your heart the hardest
    Day 21 - Someone you judged by their first impression
    Day 22 - Someone you want to five a second chance to
    Day 23 - The last person you kissed
    Day 24 - The person that gave you your favorite memory
    Day 25 - The person you know is going through the worst of times
    Day 26 - The last person you made a pinky promise to
    Day 27 - The friendliest person you knew for only one day
    Day 28 - Someone that changed your life
    Day 29 - The person that you want to tell everything to, but too afraid to.
    Day 30 - Your reflection in the mirror.
    Day 7: Letter to an ex bf/crush:
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Boy did you miss out. lmfao.

  2. kiko3221 kiko3221
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 7:17pm UTC
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  3. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 10:37pm UTC
    "That song is so old"
    Yeah, so is your mom, but you still listen to her.

  4. ugofirst22 ugofirst22
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    y My answering machine...
    "HI! I'm probably home! I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message. If I don't call back... It's you."

    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death. :)

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 1:08am UTC
    DEFINITIONS
    'coming out of the cupboard' (phrase) : when you admit to the world that you're a wizard.
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    not my format

  6. Justin95 Justin95
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    3 things I never felt like
    1.A G-6
    2. P Diddy
    3. A Plastic Bag
    I guess you have to be famous,
    to have extra feelings like that...

  7. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 11:06pm UTC
    the problem with guys is
    they pretend to like you when they don't
    the problem with girls is
    they pretend to not like you when they really do

  8. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    today
    a slutty girl in my class came up to me
    and told me iit's no wonder that she could get
    10 times as many boyfriends as me.
    I told her she was right.
    and that 10x0
    = 0.

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 1:00am UTC
    things are going very badly when:
    you get scared half to death. twice.

  10. KelLovesYou26 KelLovesYou26
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    I'm ugly
    and I'm proud!
    -Spongebob ♥

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 1:07am UTC
    DEFINITIONS
    ironic (adjective) : getting run over by an ambulance.
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    not my format

  12. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    WHEN DISNEY CHANNEL SAID
    " GO TO DISNEYCHANNEL.COM
    WITH YOUR PARENTS PERMISSION. "
    I NEVER ASKED MY PARENTS.

  13. mnmlover9 mnmlover9
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    nmf/q
    Am i the only one
    who's always wanted to try a krabby patty

  14. bubbleheart* bubbleheart*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment When... . . . .
    You sneeze in church..
    And no one says bless you.. . .. . . .

  15. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    I'm Sexy and I Know it
    is like the boy
    version
    of Pretty Girl Rock.♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    I like long text messages because I appreciate a complete thought.

  19. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    when you have 100 tabs open
    & YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE THE MUSIC
    is coming from

  20. CastNoShadow CastNoShadow
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    Immature
    spells "im mature." (;

:)

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