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mariahhhx3
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May 2, 2012 4:16pm UTC

Best Friend
Omg, I just found out my grandfather helped build the Titanic!!!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Me well, he didn't do a good job, did he...
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
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January 13, 2012 4:48pm UTC

➫ ⇡ ➶ ↴
I'm never sure
What to do with my e y e s when I'm at the dentist.
Do I close them?
Do I stare at his face?
Do I look at the ceiling?
What's the proper etiquette here?
jimmy365:)
nmq/ ^my format:)

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ColorMyWorld401
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January 14, 2012 1:53pm UTC

Hey remember the time when...
*mom walks in*
Nevermind, I'll tell you later

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ColorMyWorld401
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January 14, 2012 1:59pm UTC

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

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ColorMyWorld401
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January 14, 2012 2:02pm UTC

"Hi, Can I help you?"
No I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi.

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ilovemycraziess
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January 10, 2012 7:49pm UTC

Facebook Logic:
Average girl:
*insert really deep status*- 4 likes.
-----------
Girl with boobs falling out:
"lol i just sneezed ;)" - 42495 likes.

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lexielicous12
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January 10, 2012 5:31pm UTC

If you tickle me,
i'm not responsible
for your injures.

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soccerloverx03x
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January 10, 2012 5:19pm UTC

"Dude be quite I'm calling my mom!"
person in background: "PASS THE WEED!"
nmf

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leavingthelove
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January 10, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Boy likes girl
Girl likes boy
everyone knows it
except the two of them.

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neversaynever16
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January 10, 2012 5:05pm UTC

That Walk Of Shame When you have to put something back in a storeAfter your mom says [[No]]
neversaynever16

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youmakemecrazy
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January 10, 2012 5:57pm UTC

nmf
when someone says "don't look",
I get this sudden urge to look.

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soccerloverx03x
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January 10, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Your hot,
therefore I shall stare.

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soccerloverx03x
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January 10, 2012 5:28pm UTC

I don't re-check
my test. I just flip threw the pages
anyone else?

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ColorMyWorld401
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January 11, 2012 3:37pm UTC

Today i changed my name in my Dads phone to God and when he swore I texted him saying
" I heard That!"
The look on his face;
PRICELESS.
nmq
audition for my witty profiles collab channel on youtube! link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4tQYoxGVV4

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