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  1. xoxomariana xoxomariana
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Styles has 6 letters
    tomlinson has 9
    See where im going with this..
    nmf

  2. Alexlovesu Alexlovesu
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    I am so fascinate by the zipper on Google today XD

  3. sandnsmiles sandnsmiles
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    When your on your period
    and your English teacher decides to do a poetry
    unit that week
    So you sit there crying your eyes out
    after each poem for no reason
    saying "IT SOUNDS SO PRETTY!"

  4. Mencius Mencius
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 10:26am UTC
    Have your history teacher explain this to you ;)
    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    Both Presidents were shot in the head
    Now it gets really weird.
    Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
    Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
    Both were assassinated by Southerners.
    Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
    in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by their three names.
    Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
    Now hang on to your seat.
    Lincoln was shot at the theater named Ford
    Kennedy was shot in a car called Lincoln made by Ford.
    Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
    And here's the best part..
    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
    *Not mine. Just wanted to share it with you guys. Some of the information was altered to fit the quote.*

  5. cablemade135 cablemade135
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    I want
    Picnik
    NOT
    Not PicMonkey
    Or google edit
    Gonna miss Picnik :(
    Anyone else?

  6. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Sneaking food into your room
    Like you are a drug dealer

  7. NiallHOranFacts_01 NiallHOranFacts_01
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    NiallHoranFact#53.
    When he was 12, he asked his Mom to date him because all of his friends had girlfriends except for him.

  8. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    17:00
    I'm gonna study in one hour
    19:00
    I'm really going to study after dinner
    21:00
    After this movie ends I'll start studying
    23:00
    I'm too tired, I think I'll just go to bed.

  9. b_r_o_k_e_n b_r_o_k_e_n
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    Can I tell you a secret?
    Of course you can.
    nmq/nmf
    I love you.
    Can I tell you a secret?
    nmq/n
    Yeah.
    I've always loved you.
    nmq/nmf

  10. Saoirse_M Saoirse_M
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 6:30am UTC
    Save the Earth it's the only planet with chocolate!!:)

  11. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Let's have a round of applause for
    The people who save cancer-ridden children by liking and sharing pictures on facebook.

  12. gabalina gabalina
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    hey, i just met you, and this is crazy, but i listen to your music and i buy all of your tickets to all of your concerts and buy all your merch and sometimes cry over pictures of you in your blog and imagine the day we will get married, so call me maybe?

  13. gabalina gabalina
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    your love is like a giant pigeon, pooping on my heart.

  14. CeciliaEvans CeciliaEvans
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    Bestfriends has 11 letters, but so does Backstabber

  15. niCol22 niCol22
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. BlazingDawn BlazingDawn
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 1:34pm UTC
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    Free Hugs
    format by julietechoecho

  17. WolfCutie WolfCutie
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 11:47am UTC
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wouldchuck could Chuck
    NORRIS?

  18. rawrbaby69247 rawrbaby69247
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 11:41am UTC
    ◕ ‿ ◕
    >>>>>>>
    KCLOVE5(C)
    I c a n s e e y o u .
    <3
    FORMAT BY KCLOVE5LAYOUTS/ nmq

  19. 2thekids 2thekids
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who memorize lyrics faster than vocabulary words.

  20. Jade💕* Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 9:58am UTC
    Mum: What does IDK, LY and TTYL mean?
    Daughter: I dont know, love you, talk to you later.
    Mum: Ok i'll ask your sister.

:)

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