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Maverickmaddy98
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May 29, 2011 1:50pm UTC

Urban Definition for Karma:
When that b●tch from high school gains 50 pounds in college.

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Where_Is_The_Love
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January 18, 2011 7:43pm UTC

TAKE ME AS I AM,
or watch me as i go♥
. ......

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sksx9
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July 16, 2009 12:57pm UTC

WHY SHOULD I DO MY MAKEUP?
why should i do my hair?
it's not likexotomorrow
[ you'll suddenly start to care ]

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onemoreserenity52
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April 19, 2010 7:13pm UTC

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haii_its_elli
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January 17, 2011 4:38pm UTC

Strangers → Friends
↑ ↓
Ex's ← Lovers

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POKEMON
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January 14, 2011 8:00pm UTC

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LiveeLaughhLoveee
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March 27, 2011 7:22pm UTC

I opened my heart to you. I can't just stand around like a fool, waiting for you to be ready.
-Boy Meets World

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LiveeLaughhLoveee
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April 7, 2011 4:02pm UTC

i hate when guys say "i don't know"
"I don't know" means "NO!"
"I don't know" means "I'm too cowardly to tell you the truth because I can't deal with confrontation."
"I don't know" means please do the dirty work for me because I don't want to hurt your feelings even more then I already have.

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LiveeLaughhLoveee
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April 7, 2011 3:50pm UTC

& if Taylor Swift wrote a song about cramps , she just about covered every single problem in every girls life...

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Nimrah
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April 7, 2011 3:58pm UTC

I don’t have a…
I pod
My dad said if I get 300 or more faves I’ll get one..you girls know how much I need one?..
♥.♥.♥

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xoalicecullenxo
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April 7, 2011 3:29pm UTC

I Wonder If
my teachers try and read the answers I
s c r i b b l e o u t o n m y p a p e r

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xoHollisterrGirlyyxo
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April 7, 2011 5:50pm UTC

Eenie, meenie, miney, mo.
You ain't nothing but a hoe.
You think you're cool, you think you're classy.
Reality Check : You're really trashy .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jackie15
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April 8, 2011 3:58pm UTC

--------------------------------------------------------------
Who else likes to
blast their music when their upset.
,,
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notmyformat

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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wittygirl2010
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April 7, 2011 6:35pm UTC

I'M IN SHAPE!
round is a shape.
LOL my friend told me that today .

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beclouger
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April 7, 2011 7:38am UTC

You're hot.
At night.
Miles away.
Behind a wall.
In a cave.
Deep underground.
To a blind person.

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jssx623
posted a quote
April 7, 2011 3:55pm UTC

stop trying
to make me laugh, i'm supposed to be mad at you.

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Bluegiraffe6
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April 7, 2011 3:14pm UTC

Advantages Of Being A Women:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. Taxis stop for us.
3. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when we're dancing.
5. We can hug our friends without wondering if she's gay.
6. We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay.
7. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
8. We can congratulate our team-mate without touching her butt.
9. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
10. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

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twilighthottie3
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April 7, 2011 8:48am UTC

~Fave If You Love God~

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