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sarahmarlowXxx
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December 28, 2012 6:40pm UTC

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
15 TODAY

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mads*
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December 28, 2012 5:51pm UTC

I have a theory about Taylor Swift.
She's gonna date Ed Sheeran while they're on tour. But at the end she's gonna break up with him and write another boring/annoying song about how he ruined her life and such. But he's gonna write an album about how much of a b/tch she is and take all of her fame. And she'll be a nobody and her career will be over.
no offense to the people who actually like her it was just a theory.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 28, 2012 12:15pm UTC

When i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “Have you ever seen a pregnant bird?” And everyones just like “No.” And then she slams her hand on the table and screams: “THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST” AND ONE KID IN THE BACK JUST BLURTS OUT “WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH?”
tumblr

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 28, 2012 12:43pm UTC

If 4 in 5 people suffer from
diarrhea
does that mean the 5th one enjoys i t
nmf

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Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy
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December 28, 2012 1:01pm UTC

LolsoTrue
You usually don't care what other people are saying............. Until they start whispering.
Credit: Jahyvie

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 27, 2012 6:51pm UTC

Me: Omg! Mom! The wifi in my room is not working!
Mom: Come downstairs.
Me: What? What is this downstairs you speak of?
Mom: *raises an eyebrow*
Mom: Where the kitchen is?
Me: Oh.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 28, 2012 11:13am UTC

Kidz Bop: Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy dancing in the sun
Me: Lets go to my basement, basement, basement, you can meet my gun
mq/justkidding

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 28, 2012 11:18am UTC

Mom: You're beautiful
Me: You're supposed to say that, you're my mom!
Mom: Fine then, you're ugly!
Me: How can you say that?! I'm your daughter!

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 28, 2012 11:20am UTC

You're either a corn flake- someone who needs more pizazz in their life
Or
a Frosted Flake- someone who has so much pizazz that you'll catch diabetes

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 28, 2012 11:25am UTC

That Cheerio Commercial
Old Lady: Your cousin lives all the way in Baltimore!
Baby: *reaches for cheerio*
Old Lady: I live all the way in Hawaii
Baby: *reaches for cheerio*
Old Lady: And you, live in-
Baby: JUST SHUT UP AND GIVE ME MY CHEERIO! *smacks old lady and grabs cheerio*
Baby: *crawls into sunset*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 28, 2012 11:35am UTC

Friends: What's the cons if someone dated you?
Me: They're dating me.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 28, 2012 11:42am UTC

Please excuse Drake from doing his homework, he twisted his liver and is unable to read, write, or bathe.
Yours truly
-The Doctor

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 28, 2012 11:54am UTC

Me: *walks into living room*
Brother: Girls be diddyboppin on the corner for some foodstamps
His friend: Yeah. They be getting them foodstamps
Me: *walks out of living room*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 28, 2012 11:57am UTC

Why I'm always in my room
Me: *Downstairs on my laptop*
My dog: *barking*
My brother and his friend: *yelling*
My mom: *TV on at full blast*
Me: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!
Me: *throws lamp*
Me: *runs upstairs*
Family: What's her problem?

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