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March 20, 2012 8:43pm UTC

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lexysingasong
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March 20, 2012 8:44pm UTC

"Wow, have you lose weight?"
normal people: Yeah, thanks for noticing!
me: .....are you saying I was fat before?!

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teenager_posts
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March 20, 2012 6:51pm UTC

TeenagerPost#195
Looking at your textbooks and thinking, "what a waste of a tree"
nmf.nmq.

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sweethugs4u2
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March 20, 2012 8:05pm UTC

12,223,755,768,779,7654,345,234
...
Most people are too lazy to read this number
Fav if you're one of them

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
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March 20, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Honey, don't worry. he only acts like a dick because he doesn't have one.

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Holysmiggles
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March 20, 2012 7:14pm UTC

Fav if you eat each popcorn, chip, M&M, peanut, gummy bear, or fry individually because you want to have all the flavor experience

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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FallingApart_
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March 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC

teacher: you will be sorted into grou-
me: can I work alone

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blahhxxemmy
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March 20, 2012 8:35pm UTC

*pierced my own lip without asking, getting in the car with my dad, he sees it for the first time..*
dad: Hey- WHAT THE HELL
me: I-
dad: GET OUT OF THE CAR
me: *gets out*
dad:
me:
dad: GET BACK IN THE CAR
me: *gets back in the car*
dad:
me:
dad: WE'RE GOING TO DAIRY QUEEN
me:
dad: WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM DO YOU WANT
true story, lol

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neverlandfugitive
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March 20, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Teacher: This is not something
that you can finish the night before.
Me: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER.
neverlandfugitive™

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MassDucksbball13
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March 21, 2012 5:57pm UTC

Dumb Laws #1
Alabama
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.

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c4ndy
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March 21, 2012 5:58pm UTC

Me? Sarcastic?
Never.

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Bridgetlovesu
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March 21, 2012 5:59pm UTC

Your can't choose your family,
But you can ignore their phone calls.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Iceskater101
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March 21, 2012 6:01pm UTC

when i see your face
theres not a thing i would change...except the direction im walking.

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pennstategirl94
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March 21, 2012 6:03pm UTC

J u s t 'c a u s e y o u
live in this world doesn't mean
you own it♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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teenager_posts
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March 20, 2012 8:02pm UTC

TeenagerPost#197
You're the reason I wake up every morning.♥
LOL JK I have school.
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teenager_posts
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February 23, 2012 9:01am UTC

TeenagerPost#185
That moment when you're tying to stop laugh, but the person you turn to laughs.
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teenager_posts
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February 24, 2012 9:44am UTC

TeenagerPost#187
"Truth or dare?" "DARE!"
"I dare you to ____"
"Okay, nevermind TRUTH!"
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