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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. livewithoutfear livewithoutfear
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    Sit talking up all night,
    saying things we haven't for a while.

  3. michaelchannel michaelchannel
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Make your own sentence.
    Step one, choose the month you were born.
    January- I hate
    February- I ran naked with
    March- I need
    April- I shot
    May- I fell in love with
    June- I kissed
    July- I pooped on
    August- I slept with
    September- I killed
    October- I went out with
    November- I shaved
    December- I left the country with
    Step two, choose the day you were born.
    1: a monkey
    2: a hooker
    3: vacuum cleaner
    4: your mom
    5: Barney the dinosaur
    6: your ex
    7: Santa Claus
    8: a dog
    9: your dad
    10: a condom
    11: a bowl of cereal
    12: Channing Tatum
    13: Justin Bieber
    14: a horse
    15: an old man
    16: a drug dealer
    17: a clown
    18: your grandma
    19: a bag of maggots
    20: Michael Jackson
    21: a drunk Mexican
    22: a rotten egg
    23: a piece of crap
    24: Taylor Lautner
    25: Lil Wayne
    26: a creepy doll
    27: George Bush
    28: a hobo
    29: Shane Dawson
    30: old socks
    31: no one
    Last step. Choose the color of the shirt your wearing right now.
    White- because thats who i am.
    Black- because im sexy.
    Pink- because my friends told me too.
    Red- because i was in the mood.
    Blue- because i hate my life.
    Yellow- because im awesome.
    Gray- because i smell bad.
    Green- because i love to.
    Orange- because im beautiful.
    Brown- because its fun
    Purple- because thats how i roll..
    No shirt- because i have perfect abs.
    Other- because im single.
    Now fav and comment your sentence!
    michaelchannel

  4. MusicLover28 MusicLover28
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    'I wasn't that drunk!'
    'Dude, You asked your girlfriend if she was single...'

  5. nms1995 nms1995
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    CANCER
    SUCKS


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    Heres to the kids who,
    have to hide their scars. are constantly being let down. care more about their dreams then being popular. are always there for others, but no ones there for them. have no idea what to do in life. have lost a loved one to cancer. stay strong even though they have a 1000 reasons to breakdown. feel sick all the time. just want to be accepted. had to grow up to fast. wish they knew why they were alone. feel ugly no matter how many times they get called pretty. Your not alone, i promise ♥

  8. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    YOU > EVERYTHING

  9. RockyTheRaccoon RockyTheRaccoon
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    And suddenly,
    all the love songs were about him.

  10. ChelseyGrace ChelseyGrace
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    IT'S FUNNY HOW,
    you can tell someone likes someone else,
    but you can't tell when someone likes you.

  11. ACuttersDiary ACuttersDiary
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Today, my best friend
    Angie was pushed down the stairs
    intentionally by a boy in my class.
    She was sent to the nurse.
    She was immediatley rushed to the
    hospital.She broke her elbow, and
    her tailbone.All the boy got was a
    detention .This was completley
    intentional And all he got was a
    detention.
    Fave if you think this is wrong.
    All I'm asking is that you pray for her.

  12. AmyElizzabeth AmyElizzabeth
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Screw it.
    I'll just buy myself chocolates for Valentine's Day.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. heytherepolarbear heytherepolarbear
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Those awkward messages
    where you just sit there for a minute and think,
    "How do I reply to this?"

  15. xsavexmex xsavexmex
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    i want a long relationship
    where everyone is like
    "crap, they're still
    together?"

  16. Jen07676 Jen07676
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Fav If you ever liked someone you
    Never Thought you would like. . . <3

  17. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    knock knock
    who's there?
    daisy!
    daisy who?
    daisy me rollin', they hatin'


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. livewithoutfear livewithoutfear
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 1:28pm UTC
    Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.
    ~V
    -- (nmf/nmq)

  20. braziliansoccerbabe11 braziliansoccerbabe11
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 8:17am UTC
    kiss me if i'm wrong,
    b u t d i n o s a u r s s t i l l e x i s t , r i g h t ?

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