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fieldhockey5
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December 18, 2011 2:47pm UTC

THAT GAY GUY FRIEND YOU HAVE.......
THAT DOESNT NO THEY ARE GAY YET

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fieldhockey5
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December 18, 2011 1:51pm UTC

"Life is like a dozen roses. One for your first crush, one for your first date, one for your first kiss, one for when he tells you he loves you, one for your first true love, one for your first summer together, one for your first proposal, one for your first dress, one for your first wedding, one for your first home, one for your first baby. One for your last words together.Perfect.

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fieldhockey5
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December 17, 2011 2:17pm UTC

I WISH YOU WERE HERE
IN MY BEDROOM
ON MY BED
WITH THE LIGHTS OFF
SO I COULD SHOW YOU SOMETHING
MY COOL NEW GLOW IN THE DARK WHATCH
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
YOU SICK PERVERT !!!

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fieldhockey5
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December 17, 2011 1:50pm UTC

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fieldhockey5
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December 17, 2011 1:31pm UTC

A GOOD FRIEND HELPS YOU GET UP WHEN YOU FALL
BUT A BEST FRIEND BURST OUT LAUGHING TRIPS YOU AGAIN AND CONTINUES TO LAUGH

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fieldhockey5
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 1:16pm UTC

YOUR THE
STAR TO MY BURST
PENUT TO MY BUTTER
APPLE TO MY PIE
SMOKE TO MY HIGH
REESE'S TO MY PEICES
I TO MY POD
T TO MY V
LACES TO MY SHOES
SNOW TO DECEMBER
HEAD TO MY ACHE
STRAW TO MY BERRY
BUT MOST OF ALL YOUR THE
BEST TO MY FRIEND

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fieldhockey5
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 10:47pm UTC

EVERYDAY IM WITTYING:)

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fieldhockey5
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 10:44pm UTC

and who else hopes to get their period on a certain day so they dont have it during a special event?
just me ?

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fieldhockey5
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December 16, 2011 7:52pm UTC

WHEN HE HUGS ME FROM BEHIND MY HEART ALWAYS SKIPS A BEAT <3

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fieldhockey5
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December 16, 2011 7:49pm UTC

DONT SCARE ME OR COME UP FROM BEHIND I ASSURE YOU THAT YOU WILL END UP WITH A BROKEN NOSE

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fieldhockey5
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December 16, 2011 7:44pm UTC

does anyone wonder if he really does like you ?

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fieldhockey5
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December 16, 2011 7:35pm UTC

THOSE ANNOYING COUPLES THAT BREAK UP MAKE UP BREAK UP MAKE UP
ITS LIKE SERIOUSLY MAKE UP YOUR MIND !
YOU EITHER LIKE THEM OR YOU DONT

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fieldhockey5
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 7:33pm UTC

PLEASE DONT TALK TO ME I FALL IN LOVE EASILY ! <3

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fieldhockey5
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December 16, 2011 7:23pm UTC

LOSER I LOVE YOU <3

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fieldhockey5
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 7:18pm UTC

YELLOW LIGHT
Its Purpose: Make people
slow down
True Meaning: DRIVE
B*TCH DRIVE! AS FAST
AS YOU FREEAKIN CAN!
YEAAAHH! YOU MADE
IT! WOOHOO!!

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fieldhockey5
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 7:12pm UTC

I think i’m gonna be nice today
and hour later
oh no i dont like her time to be mean

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fieldhockey5
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 7:10pm UTC

'I can make your bed rock' no you can't i got a tempurpedic :)

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fieldhockey5
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December 16, 2011 7:09pm UTC

Saying TRAGIC like that guy from everybody hates chris

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fieldhockey5
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 7:06pm UTC

Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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fieldhockey5
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 7:02pm UTC

Roses are red
violets are blue
see my middle finger?
well that ones 4 u :)

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