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emii
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November 5, 2010 7:21pm UTC

» ‎1. Go to Google maps.
2. Go to "Get Directions."
3. Type Japan as the start location.
4. Type China as the end location.
5. Go to Direction #43.

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airxbear2296
posted a quote
November 5, 2010 8:18pm UTC

today i was at the store,
checking out. suddenly a little girl [ who was probably 2 or 3 ]
ran by holding a job application &+ screaming,
" I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB! "
her dad, following behind with the cart, casually said:
" you got a job?
it's about time. "
i love people.

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nickiandtaay
posted a quote
November 5, 2010 8:31pm UTC

you can miss someone that died,
you can miss someone that moved away,
but the worst is too,
miss someone you see
EVERYDAY. ♥

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eswingle711
posted a quote
November 5, 2010 8:00pm UTC

You Know You Had Fun
when you can`t tell your parents what you did (;

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gobgoerrsarah
posted a quote
November 5, 2010 8:12pm UTC

Stupid Questions #52
person: what's good?
me: my life until you started talking to me.

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iloveyou_marcus
posted a quote
November 5, 2010 7:37pm UTC

Favorite iffff ;
You miss Billy Mays yelling at you to buy oxy clean. /:

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fresh_to_death
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 3:25pm UTC

your voice
is now my favortie sound,
and your name is now my favorite noun.

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vanybee
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 2:20pm UTC

Dear Optimists And Pessimists,
Either way, the glass has the same amount of liquid.
Sincerely, A Reailist.
possible series?

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x_question_x
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 7:06pm UTC

I Don't Speak
Silence

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xoksb14ox
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 7:07pm UTC

What did the blond see when she looked in the Cheerios box?
Donut seeds
No Offence to any blonds i just think this joke it really funny.

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tiffaaanyx3
posted a quote
October 15, 2010 7:42pm UTC

What did the egg say to the boiling water? "It's going to take a while to get me hard,
I just got laid last night."

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xneversayneverx97
posted a quote
October 15, 2010 8:35pm UTC

Meow i'm a Cat
LOL, JK
I'm gary
facebook♥

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xoxo97nikki
posted a quote
October 15, 2010 12:15pm UTC

A while ago, i heard my dad swear. I took his phone and changed my contact name to God. Then i texted him saying, "I heard that!" The look on his face was great. MLIA
Not

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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SmallFry
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 8:10pm UTC

If you wanna steal - You better learn how to lie
If you wanna live - You better not fear how you die

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basketball27
posted a quote
October 10, 2010 8:33pm UTC

Never say goodbye,
because goodbye
means going away,
and going away means forgetting
- Peter Pan ♥

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FearlessandCrazy
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 8:01pm UTC

click to see this quote

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HeyheyX_mondayy
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 8:02pm UTC

MyChemicalRomance<3

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DigAholeAndRotInItx
posted a quote
October 9, 2010 7:59pm UTC

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself x_ away from this place _x
I said yep, what a concept.
I could use a little fuel myself,
A n d w e c o u l d a l l u s e a l i t t l e [ c h a n g e ]

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xoklp
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October 9, 2010 6:59pm UTC

" to anyone that ever told you
you're no good....
they're no better "
- hayley williams

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