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BigCityDreams_xoxo
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August 18, 2009 9:57pm UTC

hey everyone here on witty..
i don't really know how to say this but
i have been feeling the pain/sadness lately.
my cousin CALEB JOSEPH REGENSKI
died when he was at the age of 2.
he had a terrible tumor in his brain.
he was a very cute baby,
and loved by many,
& missed by all.
for every favorite that i get on this quote
i will donate a dollar to his fund.
if you do not believe me and think i am
making this up...
go to calebmemorialfund.com
its all right there.
please help in my time of need

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LaughOutLoudx19
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June 11, 2009 11:52pm UTC

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krazykatiexox16
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June 15, 2009 2:14pm UTC

what would happen if...
joe jonas starred in Twilight?
bella swan: you never eat or drink anything...
joe jonas: how else am i going to fit into my skinny jeans?
bella swan: i know what you are.
joe jonas: say it out loud.
bella swan: Jonas.
joe jonas: are you afraid?
bella swan: whats the worst your gonna do to me? dump me over the phone?

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EXKLUSiiV_
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June 12, 2009 3:28pm UTC

When you’re a little girl,
you believe in fairytales.
&you say you’re going to find Prince Charming and
he's going to be everything you want him to be.
In fairytales, the bad guy is easy to spot. He's
always wearing a black cape. Then you grow up.
You find out that Prince Charming isn’t as easy to
find as you thought. The bad guy; isn't wearing a
black cape. He's really cute & he makes you laugh"
---Taylor Swift

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xxcheerleaderx39
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June 16, 2009 8:38pm UTC

Don't tell me the sky's the limit
---->when there's footprints on the moon.<----

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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thatscovillekid
posted a quote
June 16, 2009 6:36pm UTC

Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
Please...
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomuch for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at once?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightner and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.
comment! rate!
credit to,, dramaqueen61896

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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blondiexoxo100
posted a quote
June 11, 2009 7:48pm UTC

BLOND MOMENT #2
why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
to see what was on the other side
blonde moment <3

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blondiexoxo100
posted a quote
June 11, 2009 7:50pm UTC

BLOND MOMENT #3
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
blonde moment <3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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blondiexoxo100
posted a quote
June 11, 2009 7:55pm UTC

BLOND MOMENT #5
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
blonde moment <3

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blondiexoxo100
posted a quote
June 11, 2009 7:58pm UTC

BLOND MOMENT #6
January- took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!
blonde moments <3

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blondiexoxo100
posted a quote
June 11, 2009 8:08pm UTC

BLOND MOMENT #8
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" \
blonde moment <3

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blondiexoxo100
posted a quote
June 11, 2009 8:01pm UTC

BLOND MOMENT #7
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
blonde moment <3

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soccerbabe09
posted a quote
June 11, 2009 4:37pm UTC

you know your best friends *
when you are playing (dodgeball) in gym and teams are >>getting
picked<< you [link arms] and scream >> "We are a package deal!"
Hahaha mine (:
Me and my best friend do this with sports hehehe xD
Add if you like<3

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softball_luver2
posted a quote
June 11, 2009 7:54pm UTC

i would give anything
for you to have at least [ o n e ] dream about us <3

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xoDazzleKittyxo
posted a quote
June 11, 2009 8:15pm UTC

Just remember,
inside every girl,
:|: there's a boy. :|:
That came out wrong but you know what I mean.
-She's the Man

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bananaz_12
posted a quote
June 11, 2009 7:38pm UTC

S.C.H.O.O.L
Serious.Child.Hostage.Outing.Owned-by.lunatics.

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maddyyCullenxox
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June 11, 2009 8:59pm UTC

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