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  1. mattiluvsjb94 mattiluvsjb94
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    THAT FEELING YOU GET;
    WHEN YOU CATCH HIM LOOKING♥

  2. xOstephh27 xOstephh27
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    You are the only exception.

  3. x1xrachelx1x x1xrachelx1x
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    awkward moment
    #4:

    when you go up to the SmartBoard and realize how frizzy your hair really is, from the shadow..
    nmf

  4. shelbyyyx3 shelbyyyx3
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    the awkward moment
    when you are about to “like” someones Facebook status and then you see it was posted 43 seconds ago.

  5. KareBear7 KareBear7
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    ² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9. x...
    Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life...

  6. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    "Hey can I borrow a pencil?" "Iheyefisjlbskljfnk.erlngferl.r
    "Yeah, but it doesn't have an eraser."
    "Life doesn't have an eraser."
    "........That was deep."
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. LEXIExTAYLOR LEXIExTAYLOR
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    survey says that..
    29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed.
    I tried it once.
    my freakin goldfish died.

  8. JustADream_ JustADream_
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    That one person in your
    class that you just want to smack in the face. With a brick.

     

  9. thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    today, right after school, he grinned, grabbed my hand, and whispered, "come on, we're going somewhere" and skipped with me down the hallway, out to the front of the school, and around the back , spinning in circles and leaping and laughing the whole time. we took each others hands and spun in circles, but i tripped over my own feet, tumbling and falling onto the grass, dragging him with me. i was half sitting up and he was kneeling down beside me. we laughed for a minute, completely out of breath & just wonderstruck. he took my hand, brushed my hair out of my face and looked deep in my eyes and told me he loved me, and he always has, and he used to see beautiful girls everywhere but the only girl he sees when he's walking down the halls is me now. i mean the world to him and that would never change. i was at a loss for words, and all i could muster was "i love you" and he tilted my chin towards him, looked straight in my eyes, and kissed me softly. it was my first kiss, and my whole world came tumbling down all at once and i just melted and all the other people surrounding us just disappeared into the background because what did they matter and all i could think was how happy to be in this very moment and i wanted to stay here forever and ever and ever and i never wanted to grow up or be with anyone else ever again and my mind was spinning a thousand miles an hour & i could have died right then and there & been completely happy with my life. more than happy. i love him.
    lol jk
    i dropped my pencil and he picked it up for me

  10. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    (._. )
    IT'S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!

  11. crystaleu12 crystaleu12
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    I want to make a
    Search engine called tap, so when people
    want to search something they'd say,
    Hold on, "let me tap that."

  12. amberlylovesdinosaurs amberlylovesdinosaurs
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    ________________________________________
    I'm not a morning person,
    Do not pull the covers off me, I will kill you.
    _____

  13. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    FAVE IF YOU'VE CRIEDso hard that you couldn't breathePROPERLY.
    nmf - MissAnna

  14. laurlaur laurlaur
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    I hate when the teacher is talking to the whole class but decides to stare directly at me.

  15. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    "oh crap, is that _____?"
    "yeah..."
    "TURN AROUND, WALK, WALK, WALK..."

    QUOTE &FORMAT CREDIT: dinozeezee

  16. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    You know you've done well
    when somene replies with
    "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
    instead of
    "haha."
    Format by Sandrasaurus nmq

  17. KimberlyluvsU KimberlyluvsU
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 10:21am UTC
    Dear 4th graders on facebook,
    How are you in a complicated relationship? What’d he do, steal your animal crackers?

  18. OkayyitsxEmma OkayyitsxEmma
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 11:24pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. lacrossex3 lacrossex3
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    Hey mom wanna play the random game..?
    sure.
    I'll start..cheese
    Pickles
    im pregnant
    WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?

  20. twihard4eva1012 twihard4eva1012
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 11:10pm UTC
    How do I feel about my period?
    Oh, we're tight . I love it .
    I wanna hold really soft things,
    like my cat .
    It makes me feel really pure.
    Sometimes I just wanna run on
    the beach.
    I like to twirl, maybe in slow motion.
    & I do it in my white spandex!
    And usually, by the third day,
    I really just wanna dance .
    The adds on TV are really helpful,
    'cause they use that blue liqiud,
    And I'm like, "Oh! That's
    what's supposed to happen!"
    Why are tampon adds so ridiculous?
    kotex commercial (: *nmf

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